Awkward, Grandparents and Love: Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming,...

By agentile - 02/12/2010 01:14 - United States

Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML

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By Username - 13/09/2010 23:19 - France

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 15:49 - Canada

Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML

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By kha - 24/03/2009 10:18 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML

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Arse!

By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 20:01

Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML

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Let's get you home Grandma

By Ima_Moronski - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

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Nice to see you

By meeee - 13/02/2021 23:01

Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2014 12:16 - Australia

Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML

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By scarred - 17/09/2018 15:30

Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML

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By Nick - 05/06/2016 21:59

Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML

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Thursday 2 December 2010 9:16

totally gross

MrsLender_fml 3

Thursday 2 December 2010 9:16

GILF ftw!

Comments

purpleorangutan 0

Friday 3 December 2010 16:06

Eww I bet there was bats in there. so gross man.

snafu63 0

Friday 3 December 2010 17:22

your instinct is to check out your grandma? you're retarded.

love_game911 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 2:47

u liked it!! ;D just admit it!! :b

Dr_Soapynutz 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 21:53

You sick bastard!

adsc04 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 2:34

GILF (;

tarrinicki_51297 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 17:53

im sry bt yur sikk!!!

Jessii2eyez 0

Monday 6 December 2010 5:23

Thats just nasty..lmao

guardgirl4ev 0

Monday 13 December 2010 7:55

someone hasn't been laid recently...

mytralala_fml 7

Friday 17 December 2010 14:32

I don't see how this is an FML. I glance over at people's chests all the time. Well, FML too.

PhillyFox 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 17:40

Instinct? Is that what they call it now? Is that supposed to absolve you from admitting you're a pervert?

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