Awkward, Grandparents and Love: Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming,...

By agentile - 02/12/2010 01:14 - United States

Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML

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By Username - 13/09/2010 23:19 - France

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

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By Noname - 13/03/2009 15:49 - Canada

Today, I was talking to my grandmother, who was lying down on the couch under a blanket watching TV. As I was leaving, I said "See you later Nana," and patted her on the shoulder. Her shoulder was soft, and moved more than I expected. It was her boob. I felt up my grandma. FML

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By kha - 24/03/2009 10:18 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML

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Arse!

By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 20:01

Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML

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Let's get you home Grandma

By Ima_Moronski - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

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By meeee - 13/02/2021 23:01

Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2014 12:16 - Australia

Today, we spent the day with my grandmother. During a family conversation, my sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, "I remember you being so beautiful," before looking at my mother, mouthing, "What happened?" and laughing. She's 87. FML

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By scarred - 17/09/2018 15:30

Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML

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By Nick - 05/06/2016 21:59

Today, I was swimming in a public pool, and I felt a tug on my swimming trunks. It was my grandma snorkeling. FML

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Thursday 2 December 2010 9:16

totally gross

MrsLender_fml 3

Thursday 2 December 2010 9:16

GILF ftw!

Comments

rave_noises 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 12:25

I hope she wasn't wearing a bra. /fap

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Thursday 2 December 2010 12:30

Did you get a boner?

GangstaGalahleio 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 12:43

grottyy!!!

annasakki 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 12:43

you dirty fu(ken perv

ultimatefez 4

Thursday 2 December 2010 13:10

yummy.... that's filth

XDBrittany1228 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 13:35

YDI for being retarded. i mean wtf? freak.

XDBrittany1228 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 13:38

omg. last time I read it I thought it said "grabbed at her chest" haha srry.

ArthursLifeSucks 2

Thursday 2 December 2010 13:46

******* are *******, bro. Any port in a storm.

sexieeduck 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 16:06

so you look down your grandma's shirt too? O_O dirty

TwoZeroOZ 2

Thursday 2 December 2010 17:07

Did the OP say he did it on purpose? No. Learn to understand the concept of involuntary behaviour. Like when you're bitchy for no reason on your rag - do you purposely wake up in the morning and say "Hey I'm going to be an irrational bitch today!"?

justanotherbird 19

Thursday 2 December 2010 18:48

Actually, women are "bitchy for no reason" when "they are on the rag" because of hormonal imbalance and rapid hormonal change. Clue in, men have something similar which is called IMS. Maybe you are suffering, seeing your bitchy dipshit comment?

TwoZeroOZ 2

Thursday 2 December 2010 20:05

Yeah, that was my point 126, thus why I said "involuntary behaviour". If you don't understand what that means, you should google the definition for "involuntary" and then "behaviour", and then put them together.

LilaBear 1

Friday 3 December 2010 4:51

justanotherbird, think you need to learn to read in context. TwoZeroOZ was trying to point out that women's hormonal bad moods are often an involuntary reaction just like guys checking out girls' chests. Of course both behaviours are still controllable and "I can't help it" is NOT an acceptable excuse, but they are both reactions based upon our physical and physiological make-up.