By themonesterman - 03/04/2014 02:25 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my grandmother is coming over to my family's house to stay for about a week or so. Apparently, the guest room window isn't big enough for her dream catcher, so she wants her cat to sleep in the guest room and she wants to sleep in my room. My parents support this. FML
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Update: The point of thr FML was not to complain about giving my room for my grandma, but it was to complain about: A) Her reasoning for not taking the guest room. B) The cat.

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kingdomgirl94 29

Speaking as someone who has just been meowed at for the better part of an hour because kitty was bored while I was getting ready for school: **** the stupid cat, take the bed. (don't literally **** the cat though)

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SimplyEcks 15

The reasoning is sofa king... Weird.. I'm not giving a whole room to a cat!

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blackonblight 32

Unless you are part of a tribe that has traditionally used dreamcatchers, you can always try the overeducated response to why her complaint is invalid and in fact insulting. Get a good long social justice rant on cultural appropriation regarding dream catchers and respect, with a whole bunch of research and citations. Print out some excerpts from the cited works, with urls to the full works if possible. Make sure they look as professional as you can get on a rush job. Your goal here is to shame her into putting the dream catcher away entirely and not usurping your goddamn bedroom.

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flakesObran 10

Has anyone else noticed that whenever a pet is mentioned in an FML, it involves the owner having an absurdly unhealthy obsession for it?

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