Miscellaneous: Today, my grandpa came into my room and asked for a pen. As I...

By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 12:52 - United Kingdom

Today, my grandpa came into my room and asked for a pen. As I gave it to him, he let rip the foulest fart I've ever smelled in my life, and walked out without a word. 2 hours later, the smell is not only still there, it's filled the room. Looks like I'm sleeping downstairs on the couch tonight. FML

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By lvegadelgado_6 - 10/08/2015 14:32 - United States - Deerfield

Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML

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By mandygeegoesnom - 29/02/2012 05:30 - United States

Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, in my sleep I let out a couple of farts. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but on this night I had slept in my mom's room. She came to check in on me and violently woke me up because she thought I pooped in the bed. Now my entire family knows I fart in my sleep. FML

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By UncleMonkey - 06/03/2015 06:18 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, while flirting with a cute nurse at my dad's bedside, I accidentally let a noxious fart slip out and she thought the foul smell came from my sleeping father soiling himself. I let her roll him over and check his ass while he cried out in pain because I wasn't man enough to own up to it. FML

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By JJAnd - 28/08/2011 06:37 - United States

Today, I woke up at 7am next to the man I swore I'd never get intimate with again. After trying to get back to sleep despite my shame and disgust, he ripped the loudest fart ever. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2010 17:35 - Canada

Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2024 00:00 - United States - Goose Creek

Today, my husband left our bedroom to go turn the thermostat down in the hall. I let out the smelliest fart, so bad that I had to blame it on our baby. He laughed and said, "I leave for one second and come back and it smells like a sewer in here." FML

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By pikachu - 20/01/2009 20:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML

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By KICKxASSxNINJA - 26/09/2020 08:02 - United States - Fresno

Today, my mother bolted into my room and let out a huge fart that smelled like rotten meat because she wanted to prove a point, that she had been having intestinal problems for three days. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 02:45 - United States

Today, feeling melancholic, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML

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woainishamu 21

Sunday 23 November 2014 22:59

Bad grandpa strikes again!

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Sunday 23 November 2014 23:02

Open a window?

Comments

Radtastic 9

Monday 24 November 2014 4:53

He probably sharted lol

Lylliaah 15

Monday 24 November 2014 4:56

Is there, like, drippage... somewhere...???

unicornluver3173 13

Monday 24 November 2014 5:05

Did dust come out? xD

Shalinar 6

Monday 24 November 2014 6:38

I swear some people just always vote YDI no matter what the situation was lol. In what way did OP possibly deserve this?? Is it OP's fault for being that guy's grandchild or something? I just don't understand how you could vote YDI on this in good conscience...

titio_palacios 5

Monday 24 November 2014 8:17

Glade helps....

ARealCarrot 11

Monday 24 November 2014 10:17

Learn from the best

mrd1997 19

Monday 24 November 2014 14:34

My stepdad literally did the same thing when he was fixing my tv. I had to open both windows in 35 degree weather to air the damn room out. I feel your pain, OP.

ImTheAlpha 30

Monday 24 November 2014 14:46

My mother does this a lot, especially when there's something keeping us from opening windows like super cold weather or excessive bugs outside. I know your pain OP.