By ima_krackerr - 30/05/2009 04:36 - United States

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Today, my grandparents were staying over my house for a couple of nights. As I was walking to my bathroom in the middle of the night, I noticed their door was open, and my grandfather was awake. I tried to say 'Hi' to him, but he didn't hear me. I then noticed that he was masturbating. FML
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ima_krackerr 0

heyy, this is my post. 1. I didn't notice what he was doing at first, so my first reaction was to say hi.. pretty much 2. I can't look him in the face anymore 3. I'm a girl :(

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redbluegreen 40

#2 - Hahahaha. I like to pretend sex and masturbation was invented during my generation. Before, two smart adults get married so they can kiss, and then go to the BABIES "R" US store. Sadly, having been to the BABIES "R" US store, I've realized, they do in fact, NOT sell babies. Leaving to the conclusion, parents, and their parents before them, had sex and masturbated.

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meganjoanne 0

i dont have a grandpa but if i ever walked in on anyone im related to doing that id ******* freak!

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elara15 0

Just think, your grandmother could be Sue Johanson. The real issue isn't that you saw your grandfather masturbating. It's that he does it with the door open! He hasn't winked at you at the breakfast table, has he?

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luckyducky123 0

People probably put YDI for looking into their room in the first place during the middle of the night. I can see before they went to bed, but if your talking like 2 am.. YDI. But, I think its really an FML. Scarred for life. ew! Im so sorry you had to see that.

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DangerousBabee 0

See old people can still get jiggy with it. xD

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cookie27 0

LOL, #7. I feel scarred reading your FML. Poor you :(

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genius_man16 0

I feel kinda sorry for him that he has to do that instead of getting some from grandma. Oh well

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