Intimacy: Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing...

By skeletor - 18/02/2009 03:22 - United States

Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing "Never have I ever." My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, "Never have I ever had an orgasm." FML

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By Deweyboy - 10/10/2015 04:33 - United States

Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 19:44 - United Kingdom - Addlestone

Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML

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By silverspud - 13/06/2015 01:22 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I was invited to an adult toy party with co-workers. They started by playing a game called 'Never Ever Have I Ever' about everyone's sexual exploits. My mother is a co-worker. I can never un-hear what I heard. FML

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By guess28 - 14/07/2009 18:19 - Puerto Rico

Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML

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Communication

By ohyaknow - 30/09/2010 09:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML

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Moments of wonder

By secret123 - 24/02/2009 11:01 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years. FML

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Keep on going!

By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 02:07 - United States - Lincolnton

Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML

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By FML - 12/08/2010 16:19 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML

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By tehaustiebear - 03/10/2012 22:03 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML

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Effective

By WinnerWinnerNotEatingDinner - 16/11/2015 06:44 - United States - Arlington

Today, I was the first guy ever to give my girlfriend an orgasm. I was also the first guy to make her poop at the same time. FML

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Peter_Griffin_MD 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 12:06

Don't take it too badly man. My current girlfriend admitted to me that she had never had an ****** before being with me (despite previous attempts by 3 different boyfriends and herself). It varies from girl-to-girl, and some of them just have a really hard time getting there. I recommend trying more foreplay and practice by concentrating on what makes HER feel good.

FrostyNorth 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 19:37

a) The majority of women never achieve ****** from straight intercourse. b) Most women don't fully develop an ability to ****** from oral sex or intercourse until their mid-20's. Don't think of this as an FML, but as a golden opportunity! Just be patient and attentive and you'll have a much better chance at giving her her first ******! (Just imagine how grateful she'd be!)

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budweiseric 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 20:41

ZINGGGGGG

fmlismymodo 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 20:44

ohhh geez. that's a bad day bud. Maybe she was hinting at something... oral foreplay is the way to go before sex. Just, don't make it awkward....

Bauer_fml 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 21:43

So you were playing a drinking game in which one has to tell the group something that they have or haven't done that they wouldn't know and you are upset that she said that? Your life isn't f***ed, you're just stupid.

alwaysalady 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 21:45

Its true about women needing to be older. We aren't like water balloons stuck on a tap like men. It takes time and patience, and probably not is a reflection on your...skills.

midnyte 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 22:06

It's okay, practice makes perfect. And you need a lot of practice.

mleeb 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 23:27

clearly, your like sucks, but come on... you kind of deserved that one. don't you think?

smm_fml 3

Thursday 19 February 2009 2:40

as a wise man (dan savage) often says: "play with her clit!" thats pretty much the key in most situations. or have her play with it.

DiruKitty18 8

Friday 25 May 2012 18:20

This will pretty much always work lol.

rainesan 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 3:22

If she's never had an ****** then thats not necessarily your fault...if she can't give herself an ****** how can she expect YOU to give her one? Sounds like she needs some alone time with her right hand and figure out what she likes...