By skeletor - 18/02/2009 03:22 - United States

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Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing "Never have I ever." My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, "Never have I ever had an orgasm." FML
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Peter_Griffin_MD 0

Don't take it too badly man. My current girlfriend admitted to me that she had never had an ****** before being with me (despite previous attempts by 3 different boyfriends and herself). It varies from girl-to-girl, and some of them just have a really hard time getting there. I recommend trying more foreplay and practice by concentrating on what makes HER feel good.

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FrostyNorth 0

a) The majority of women never achieve ****** from straight intercourse. b) Most women don't fully develop an ability to ****** from oral sex or intercourse until their mid-20's. Don't think of this as an FML, but as a golden opportunity! Just be patient and attentive and you'll have a much better chance at giving her her first ******! (Just imagine how grateful she'd be!)

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mak349 0

60% of the time a girl doesn't know if she climaxed... its not ur fault. and there is 10% of the time a girl can't climax. Girls usually fake orgasms. I especially hate it if you asked her how it was and they shrug and won't tell you a thing. So misleading... Just try harder...

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lk07 13

75% of percentages are made up on the spot. Trust me, a girl KNOWS, you aren't doing it right.

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dk_fml 0

And you never noticed? Her fault if she never said anything!

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breakitdown393 0

I bet your friends got a kick out of that one.

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inktree 0

Aww, I feel so bad for girls who can't have an ******. :c Don't be resigned! Get a vibrator!

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StephC_fml 0

It's not as easy for women to have orgasms as it is for men. Also, women may not be able to have orgasms due to psychological problems so maybe you two should talk about your relationship and see if there are any problems. But don't worry about it too much because it may not be your fault, it could be hers.

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xaphon 0

if she has never had an ****** id say theres something wrong with her not you

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jsmith1199 0

u should have said, "never have i ever been faithful to that stupid bitch"

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jlv_fml 0

her fault. not yours.

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new_sl4ng 0

Don't take it personally. I've had incredible hookups but couldnt mentally relax myself even so i thought I was. I thought there was something horribly wrong with me but it took being really comfortable with a person, my current and first serious relationship. Try to spend a day focusing on her. Tell her to rub herself while you penetrate and encourage her to close her eyes as well while you talk dirty to her about how she feels and what youd do to her in the shower etc etc .... I haven't heard it's' common for women to ****** through penetration alone.

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