Intimacy: Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing...

By skeletor - 18/02/2009 03:22 - United States

Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing "Never have I ever." My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, "Never have I ever had an orgasm." FML

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By Deweyboy - 10/10/2015 04:33 - United States

Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML

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You deserved it 5 119

By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 19:44 - United Kingdom - Addlestone

Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML

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By silverspud - 13/06/2015 01:22 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I was invited to an adult toy party with co-workers. They started by playing a game called 'Never Ever Have I Ever' about everyone's sexual exploits. My mother is a co-worker. I can never un-hear what I heard. FML

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You deserved it 7 345

By guess28 - 14/07/2009 18:19 - Puerto Rico

Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML

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You deserved it 20 829

Communication

By ohyaknow - 30/09/2010 09:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML

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You deserved it 37 696

Moments of wonder

By secret123 - 24/02/2009 11:01 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years. FML

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You deserved it 19 168

Keep on going!

By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 02:07 - United States - Lincolnton

Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML

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You deserved it 3 956

By FML - 12/08/2010 16:19 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML

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You deserved it 36 354

By tehaustiebear - 03/10/2012 22:03 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML

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You deserved it 2 744

Effective

By WinnerWinnerNotEatingDinner - 16/11/2015 06:44 - United States - Arlington

Today, I was the first guy ever to give my girlfriend an orgasm. I was also the first guy to make her poop at the same time. FML

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Peter_Griffin_MD 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 12:06

Don't take it too badly man. My current girlfriend admitted to me that she had never had an ****** before being with me (despite previous attempts by 3 different boyfriends and herself). It varies from girl-to-girl, and some of them just have a really hard time getting there. I recommend trying more foreplay and practice by concentrating on what makes HER feel good.

FrostyNorth 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 19:37

a) The majority of women never achieve ****** from straight intercourse. b) Most women don't fully develop an ability to ****** from oral sex or intercourse until their mid-20's. Don't think of this as an FML, but as a golden opportunity! Just be patient and attentive and you'll have a much better chance at giving her her first ******! (Just imagine how grateful she'd be!)

Comments

weirdshitsucks 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 8:16

OMG epic fail man. its your fault if u don't even know that you have't made ur gf climax. sad....

Phobic_fml 14

Monday 20 April 2009 5:00

Then you respond, "AND YOU NEVER WILL, BITCH!" :D

Sebastian69 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 1:59

That's pretty bad kid. Although I feel that may be your fault. By the way...has anyone ever called you Millimeter Peter?? There's your problem right there.

christopherlove 0

Monday 27 April 2009 8:08

I was playing this with some friends at my house, and a hot blond said "Never have I ever had an ******." Later that night, I gave her her first TWO. True story!

Victoria2103 0

Monday 27 April 2009 17:34

Poor girl. FHL, not yours. Work harder in bed. Go down on her if regular sex isn't doing it for her.

UncleverName_FYL 0

Monday 18 May 2009 7:40

The problem with this fml is that he never says if she took a drink or not. If she did take a drink then its probably not your fault, its more of a fhl