By skeletor - 18/02/2009 03:22 - United States

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Today, my group of friends, my girlfriend, and I were playing "Never have I ever." My girlfriend's turn came up and she went with, "Never have I ever had an orgasm." FML
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Peter_Griffin_MD 0

Don't take it too badly man. My current girlfriend admitted to me that she had never had an ****** before being with me (despite previous attempts by 3 different boyfriends and herself). It varies from girl-to-girl, and some of them just have a really hard time getting there. I recommend trying more foreplay and practice by concentrating on what makes HER feel good.

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FrostyNorth 0

a) The majority of women never achieve ****** from straight intercourse. b) Most women don't fully develop an ability to ****** from oral sex or intercourse until their mid-20's. Don't think of this as an FML, but as a golden opportunity! Just be patient and attentive and you'll have a much better chance at giving her her first ******! (Just imagine how grateful she'd be!)

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matt3495 1

How can u play that without drink what is wrong with u and your friends

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newmandotcom 6

Who cares? Are you getting yours? Lol. Jk...not all girls can ****** dude. Just like not all girls can squirt

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keally1234 0

Its not the size of the boat its the motion of the ocean

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Dashelle 25

It's really difficult to do. Some even believe it's a myth, it's so rare. Don't let it get you down, but shame on your GF for saying that to random people without considering you at all.

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FatherofTime87 18

Because the best place to communicate about your needs in bedroom for the first time is in front of all of your friends, like a mature adult

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