Animals: Today, my hamster went missing. I walked down the stairs into... - FML

By km0064 - 28/02/2010 05:00 - United States

Today, my hamster went missing. I walked down the stairs into my basement, to find my hamster's head on the stairs, and its body in my cat's mouth. FML

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km0064 0

Monday 1 March 2010 1:42

Okay, so I'm the 1 who wrote this FML, and i would just like to inform everyone that 1.) yes, i do own a dog..3 actually, so i can complete the food chain. 2.) this is not fake...my cat decapatates animals and leaves the body parts laying around outside, 3.) I have more hamsters :) and 4.) The hamster that was killed was previously being attacked by my other hamsters, so i had to seperate him from the rest and put him in a bucket until we got a new cage. so he was in the bathroom, in a bucket with the door closed. then some dumb ass kid opened the door and took out the hamster and it got away.

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slothlover66 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 12:21

Hey it's not the cats' fault. It's like if you owned a lion and a gazelle and then were all surprised when the lion attacked and ate the gazelle.

ihateu44 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 12:10

poor guy

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gabby1995pena 4

Friday 17 June 2011 1:09

hamsters have a short life expectancy anyway. for all you know it Couldve already been dead & you cat just tore apart it's corpse, taking a. funeral or any kind of memorial out of the question. at least it'll seem like it died on its own before your cat mangled and destroyed it beyond recognition...

I_Am_Blacklight 2

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:57

YDI for having a hamster.

danillavanilla 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 7:06

don't you watch scary movies, nothing good ever comes from a basement

jessie12198 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 17:19

does no one care that she slipped and hit her head on a bat? the hamster getting eaten wasn't the only bad thing that happened in the story

gussyman 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 13:58

oooh shattered was my first reaction

drezman 0

Friday 22 July 2011 4:42

Awwwww. That's terrible! Sorry for your loss op.

iparker97 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 8:09

Today I got eaten by a cat. I'm a hamster My head's still on the stairs. FML

Bullheard 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 3:34

poor thing:(

captainburke 5

Saturday 4 August 2012 3:08

lol good cat

vicki1000 8

Monday 24 September 2012 15:59

oh my god! that's so depressing. u hope you held a nice funeral for that hamster。 R.I.P

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