By km0064 - 28/02/2010 05:00 - United States

Today, my hamster went missing. I walked down the stairs into my basement, to find my hamster's head on the stairs, and its body in my cat's mouth. FML
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km0064 0

Okay, so I'm the 1 who wrote this FML, and i would just like to inform everyone that 1.) yes, i do own a dog..3 actually, so i can complete the food chain. 2.) this is not fake...my cat decapatates animals and leaves the body parts laying around outside, 3.) I have more hamsters :) and 4.) The hamster that was killed was previously being attacked by my other hamsters, so i had to seperate him from the rest and put him in a bucket until we got a new cage. so he was in the bathroom, in a bucket with the door closed. then some dumb ass kid opened the door and took out the hamster and it got away.

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Top comments

slothlover66 0

Hey it's not the cats' fault. It's like if you owned a lion and a gazelle and then were all surprised when the lion attacked and ate the gazelle.

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bazingabitches 17

He did not kill the hamster, that cat did.... *edit* sorry, I meant to reply to a comment.. Oops.

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maskedman98 6

havent you ever seen tom and jerry

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darcislove 18

atleast the cat knows its job is to catch rodents

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RachaelAnna92 3

you probably shouldn't have left a hamster where your cat could get to it? I mean a cats natural instincts are to catch rodents, hamsters are rodents. And obviously you left the hamster out of its cage somewhere because it's not like cats can open cages. So you have only yourself to blame.

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alicelouise66 5

I'm assuming you left the cage open or something. because its difficult for a cat to open a cage himself. ydi

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