You need to find yourself a girl...

Yeah, go ahead and blame it on your "hormones" and not whatever mental problem you have.

Gotta jack it regularly. I get the same way after a few days without tbh

if it makes you feel any better i was turned on by the thought of fattening up someone and eating them when i was seven, so....

There's weirder, believe me.................

The imagine in my mind makes me laugh. Then again i pictured a pervert vigorously jerking while telling the praying mantis to keep going... Lol!

Hahaha. I pictured a young adult/late teen dude walking out of his house on a bright morning. The camera zooms in to grasshoppers who are on a leaf making their babies. He spots it... ping! Hangs his head and walks inside dejectedly, grabbing a box of tissues and hand cream on the way to his bedroom to... deal with it. Ends with door closing, a 'do not disturb' sign swinging. (All in cartoon). But don't the females eat the males after? That's gross and if the idea of bugs didn't turn you off, that should.

I saw two beetles mating when I was mowing the lawn and I moved them so they wouldn't die and they stopped haha. But damn those sexy grasshoppers... Lol

Don't you blame hormones you grasshopper fetishin' nasty...

You jacked it to two grasshoppers screwing? I mean, that's essentially what you did, right? or have I read that wrong? either way, that's ****** up!