By Anonymous - 20/10/2009 10:56 - Australia

Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML
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albinorhino 0

well that shit musta been worth it huh...

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Kervik 0

"I don't know about you, but when I crap, I crap LOUD." Yup, the whole internet wanted to hear that.

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C2Ultima 0

You probably shouldn't have taken such a long dump.

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IceCream53423 0

and ur laptop/desktop didn't get taken why???

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hazer 3

And you didn't defend your property? Shit is a weapon. Monkeys use it. Aim for the eyes.

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4h34d 0

This is what happens when you're off guard. Always have a spotter around when you're taking a dump for increased safety.

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madaddicted 0

ROFL couldn't you have like possibly heard something? .....anyway don't you have any door alarms? i mean how did the burglars get in and managed to robb you when you were IN the house? LOL you must of took an extremely long dump...

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blah123blah 0

So you were taking a shit while they were taking your shit.

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Cant_Touch_This_ 0

OMFG!! THE MOST ULTIMATE EPIC WIN!! LMFAO!!!

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soundslikeme123 0

this happened to my friend but she was upstairs talking to her cats! the robber would have heard it all. she wasn't fussed about the things stolen, she was just embarrassed that they would have heard her!!

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