Intimacy: Today, my husband and I had our first prenatal appointment. My...

By 2.5-long-months - 28/07/2016 13:49 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my husband and I had our first prenatal appointment. My doctor told us we shouldn't have sex during the first trimester, "just to be safe". He has no evidence to back this, but now my husband is too scared to touch me. FML

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Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time because we pledged we wouldn't have sex until we were married. He's terrible. FML

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By neverdoingthatagain - 27/02/2016 03:35 - United States - Pottstown

Today, my wife's pregnancy hormones made her extremely horny. The doctor said that intercourse during pregnancy was very healthy, so we decided to do it. Let's just say that the bumpy ride didn't help her morning sickness. FML

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By Bouh - 27/12/2012 04:04 - France - Paris

Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2022 02:00

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By sigh - 07/11/2015 05:39 - Australia - Rockdale

Today, my husband is sulking because he "can't" have sex with me. I've tried initiating things multiple times, but he keeps saying no, because I'm pregnant and he says it'd be exactly the same as having sex with his own kid. FML

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By thankshun13 - 07/09/2012 02:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML

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By what the fuck - 07/06/2013 21:20 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2023 00:02

Today, I finally had sex, but I busted up her cervix, and now we are at the hospital. It was my first time, and now I don’t want to have sex again. FML

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By Jenna - 12/10/2020 02:02

Today, my boyfriend of one week kissed my stomach and began speaking to our "baby." We haven't had sex yet. In fact, I'm still a virgin. FML

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Tripartita 44

Friday 29 July 2016 2:05

Uuuh, what evidence would you require, OP? It just seems to be common sense that sperm in your husband's urethra will get jealous and try to pull the newly formed zygote out. Honestly, people these days…

usnwife 18

Friday 29 July 2016 2:03

Unless you have some issue that puts you at risk, that's total crap and I would be finding a new OB asap! If your dr doesnt base anything on facts then you are in for one rough pregnancy...what's next, not lifting your arms above your head or being on your feet at all? On the plus side, your husband seems really sweet and wants to take care of you and baby, however misguided he may be!

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RosaMaravillosa 10

Friday 29 July 2016 22:53

There are a lot of fun things you can do without doing the deed, so maybe try one of those?

redheadedbabe420 14

Saturday 30 July 2016 6:27

I'm almost in my third trimester now and I had sex with my husband in the first trimester not knowing I was. my baby is just fine and growing perfect!

Bearsmomma 30

Saturday 30 July 2016 8:04

WTF is wrong with your doctor? I would find a new one. No doctor that idiotic would be allowed near my baby, in utero or at birth! That's too risky for my liking.

evococa 8

Saturday 30 July 2016 8:26

I'd definitely be looking for a new OB. Unless there's a medical reason, sex is safe at any point during pregnancy as long as your water hasn't broken. If your dr isn't telling you facts, find a new one. Not worth you or baby getting hurt due to their... eccentricity.

Zelda9678 11

Tuesday 2 August 2016 0:49

Oh no, you can't have sex because your husband is just trying to do what's best for your baby. Your life must toootttaalllyyy suck! Even if the doctor had no real proof, that's still not something tipu have to make an fml about

jsthr4fn 5

Friday 5 August 2016 8:55

get a new doctor. sounds like yours shouldn't even have an MD

GamerMom392 19

Friday 5 August 2016 20:48

If that was true, I definitely wouldn't be planning a 3 year old's birthday party, right now. Your doctor is an idiot. Find a real one.

ryoung1776 8

Monday 15 August 2016 7:21

Time for a new doctor. In the meantime, tell your husband that he should be a cunning linguist and learn the language of love.

lizzielizzie 1

Thursday 17 November 2016 13:48

Get a new doctor. If he's this ignorant about something THIS simple, you want him nowhere near you. Get someone competent.

J15237 25

Saturday 20 June 2020 19:36

God your husband should be happy you actually want to have sex during your pregnancy. A lot of women do not. Your man is really dumb and you really should consider a new doctor.