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By mandybar15 - 14/12/2012 23:52 - United States - Norman

Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML

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By Jess - 30/05/2009 12:48 - United States

Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2024 16:00

Today, my toddler started running around the house yelling, "Daddy said a bad word!" over and over again. I don't even know what I allegedly said, but now my wife is giving me the "we need to talk" look. FML

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Bad boys, bad boys, what ya gonna do?

By Joel Lee Burgess - 15/02/2021 22:59 - United States

Today, my wife got a call from my son's school, telling her that he was talking inappropriately in class, using bad language. Neither my wife or I ever use foul language, spoken or written. I feel like such a failure as father and parent. FML

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Old faithful

By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 02:00

Today, my daughter flew completely off the handle when she found out I have a girlfriend, and called me an unfaithful sinning bastard, who’s going to hell for cheating on her mother. Her mother's been dead for 20 years and this is the first time I’ve met a woman since then. FML

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Karma

By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 12:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, my daughter came crying to me that her boyfriend cheated on her. I'd like to comfort her, if it weren't for the fact that she manipulated him into cheating on his previous girlfriend with her. FML

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Liar, liar

By skanula414 - 31/12/2014 19:00 - Sweden - Malm?

Today, I found out my 7-year-old daughter really did lie about my husband's "other girlfriend" as revenge for being grounded, and that he never cheated on me at all. We're well into our divorce proceedings and he won't forgive me for not believing him when he denied it. FML

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Modesty

By Prudemama - 09/07/2022 10:00

Today, I found out that my 11 year-old daughter dresses skimpy when I drop her off on the weekends at my ex-husband’s house, courtesy of his girlfriend, who he cheated on me with. When I confronted her, she told me to “stop being such a prude” and with my attitude, “no wonder you get cheated on.” FML

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Mystery man

By LifeSucks - 29/10/2008 11:57 - Canada

Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2015 21:54 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my daughter's 14-year-old boyfriend confessed, in front of her, that he only went out with her so he might have a chance to date me. My daughter isn't speaking to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 02:12 - United States

Today, my mother came into my workplace to wail on me for "ruining our family's reputation" because I got a girl pregnant. I've been married to the "girl" for 8 years. FML

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Airman1988 9

Saturday 15 December 2012 5:57

You may have an manipulative genius on your hands.

chrissy2 28

Saturday 15 December 2012 5:57

I feel like someone wants mommy out of the house.

Comments

manaallovesfmls 19

Saturday 15 December 2012 7:02

He's probably cheating on you now OP.

Missmacabre 2

Saturday 15 December 2012 7:19

#35 my thoughts exactly.

gottageek 17

Saturday 15 December 2012 7:13

That's when you made her pick her own switch, took everything but the bare necessities from her, and made her contact her father to confess she's a lying little twat right? And you should stick her in therapy of some sort. Just to make sure you have all grounds covered.

Sarow_96 13

Saturday 15 December 2012 7:19

WTF IS WRONG WITH 10 yr olds these days :s I'm sorry for you OP

Missmacabre 2

Saturday 15 December 2012 7:34

#39 Don't be sorry for OP, she's the one that raised the little shit.

Sarow_96 13

Saturday 15 December 2012 7:38

#39 LMFAO true true

pinkpanther61789 15

Saturday 15 December 2012 7:50

Op should do what my mom did to me. Take her down to the courthouse and make her a ward of the state for a few months. That aughta teach the little **** to appreciate and respect her parents

clue_me_in 20

Saturday 15 December 2012 7:51

Wow. I hope your husband comes to his senses and believes you when/if he comes back. No presents for one little (evil) girl this year...

taranpreet 7

Saturday 15 December 2012 16:26

I feel like this would be the most effective punishment. That would HURT to get no gifts.

taylorluvsbieber 2

Saturday 15 December 2012 22:21

no presents for telling a lie? omg. its not her fault her husband beleived it.

TallMist 32

Saturday 15 December 2012 23:44

#132 But it IS the little girl's fault she said anything at all.

aj9090 9

Saturday 15 December 2012 8:01

you need to nip that shit in the bid now. that kid is just gonna get worse...

perdix 29

Saturday 15 December 2012 8:24

YDI for introducing your kid to your other boyfriend. You gotta keep that shit secret!

Eedeea 7

Saturday 15 December 2012 8:24

Ha ha ha ?

jamesrod885 6

Saturday 15 December 2012 8:54

wow....my daughter told me to stop talking to the waitress....she said daddy you no talk to girls.....needless to say I've had my then 4yr old daughter understand that someone had to order the food or we don't eat.