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By mandybar15 - 14/12/2012 23:52 - United States - Norman

Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML

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By Jess - 30/05/2009 12:48 - United States

Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2024 16:00

Today, my toddler started running around the house yelling, "Daddy said a bad word!" over and over again. I don't even know what I allegedly said, but now my wife is giving me the "we need to talk" look. FML

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Bad boys, bad boys, what ya gonna do?

By Joel Lee Burgess - 15/02/2021 22:59 - United States

Today, my wife got a call from my son's school, telling her that he was talking inappropriately in class, using bad language. Neither my wife or I ever use foul language, spoken or written. I feel like such a failure as father and parent. FML

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Old faithful

By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 02:00

Today, my daughter flew completely off the handle when she found out I have a girlfriend, and called me an unfaithful sinning bastard, who’s going to hell for cheating on her mother. Her mother's been dead for 20 years and this is the first time I’ve met a woman since then. FML

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Karma

By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 12:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, my daughter came crying to me that her boyfriend cheated on her. I'd like to comfort her, if it weren't for the fact that she manipulated him into cheating on his previous girlfriend with her. FML

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Liar, liar

By skanula414 - 31/12/2014 19:00 - Sweden - Malm?

Today, I found out my 7-year-old daughter really did lie about my husband's "other girlfriend" as revenge for being grounded, and that he never cheated on me at all. We're well into our divorce proceedings and he won't forgive me for not believing him when he denied it. FML

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Modesty

By Prudemama - 09/07/2022 10:00

Today, I found out that my 11 year-old daughter dresses skimpy when I drop her off on the weekends at my ex-husband’s house, courtesy of his girlfriend, who he cheated on me with. When I confronted her, she told me to “stop being such a prude” and with my attitude, “no wonder you get cheated on.” FML

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Mystery man

By LifeSucks - 29/10/2008 11:57 - Canada

Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2015 21:54 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my daughter's 14-year-old boyfriend confessed, in front of her, that he only went out with her so he might have a chance to date me. My daughter isn't speaking to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 02:12 - United States

Today, my mother came into my workplace to wail on me for "ruining our family's reputation" because I got a girl pregnant. I've been married to the "girl" for 8 years. FML

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Airman1988 9

Saturday 15 December 2012 5:57

You may have an manipulative genius on your hands.

chrissy2 28

Saturday 15 December 2012 5:57

I feel like someone wants mommy out of the house.

Comments

pipc 10

Saturday 15 December 2012 22:43

It's shit like this that makes me not want kids.

Majora738 9

Sunday 16 December 2012 0:25

Well do you have another boyfriend? I think that's the question that needs answering here :{P cuz you never said if you did or didn't

Maria_Obligacia 14

Sunday 16 December 2012 2:07

What an evil little monster.

makitokito 14

Sunday 16 December 2012 6:34

she is 10 not 2 there is reason to believe. My brother is 10 and he knows what that would be a 10 year old is not dumb. That is almost the age to be ready for middle school. She isnt a toddler anymore and I dont blame him if he wanted to believe her.

makitokito 14

Sunday 16 December 2012 6:40

By the way how do ya all know the child is lying? hehe take her word for it?

PhishloverA 14

Sunday 16 December 2012 13:31

So who's this 'other boyfriend' OP?

denden_mushi 11

Sunday 16 December 2012 18:22

If her parents get divorced, she's probably not going to hear about how it isn't her fault...since it probably is.

shopgirl89 6

Monday 17 December 2012 3:47

Whether or not OP is cheating, the real problem is that her spouse wasn't willing to stay and have a conversation about it. Their daughter is taking advantage of the lack of trust and communication in her parents' relationship.