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By mandybar15 - 14/12/2012 23:52 - United States - Norman

Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML

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By Jess - 30/05/2009 12:48 - United States

Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML

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In the doghouse

By Anonymous - 14/10/2024 16:00

Today, my toddler started running around the house yelling, "Daddy said a bad word!" over and over again. I don't even know what I allegedly said, but now my wife is giving me the "we need to talk" look. FML

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Bad boys, bad boys, what ya gonna do?

By Joel Lee Burgess - 15/02/2021 22:59 - United States

Today, my wife got a call from my son's school, telling her that he was talking inappropriately in class, using bad language. Neither my wife or I ever use foul language, spoken or written. I feel like such a failure as father and parent. FML

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Old faithful

By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 02:00

Today, my daughter flew completely off the handle when she found out I have a girlfriend, and called me an unfaithful sinning bastard, who’s going to hell for cheating on her mother. Her mother's been dead for 20 years and this is the first time I’ve met a woman since then. FML

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Karma

By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 12:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, my daughter came crying to me that her boyfriend cheated on her. I'd like to comfort her, if it weren't for the fact that she manipulated him into cheating on his previous girlfriend with her. FML

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Liar, liar

By skanula414 - 31/12/2014 19:00 - Sweden - Malm?

Today, I found out my 7-year-old daughter really did lie about my husband's "other girlfriend" as revenge for being grounded, and that he never cheated on me at all. We're well into our divorce proceedings and he won't forgive me for not believing him when he denied it. FML

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Modesty

By Prudemama - 09/07/2022 10:00

Today, I found out that my 11 year-old daughter dresses skimpy when I drop her off on the weekends at my ex-husband’s house, courtesy of his girlfriend, who he cheated on me with. When I confronted her, she told me to “stop being such a prude” and with my attitude, “no wonder you get cheated on.” FML

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Mystery man

By LifeSucks - 29/10/2008 11:57 - Canada

Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2015 21:54 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my daughter's 14-year-old boyfriend confessed, in front of her, that he only went out with her so he might have a chance to date me. My daughter isn't speaking to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 02:12 - United States

Today, my mother came into my workplace to wail on me for "ruining our family's reputation" because I got a girl pregnant. I've been married to the "girl" for 8 years. FML

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Airman1988 9

Saturday 15 December 2012 5:57

You may have an manipulative genius on your hands.

chrissy2 28

Saturday 15 December 2012 5:57

I feel like someone wants mommy out of the house.

Comments

rjo_fml 1

Monday 17 December 2012 14:50

Everyone assumes the daughter is lying, maybe she was cheating you may have deserved it

michaelarenee15 3

Tuesday 18 December 2012 4:10

Your daughter is an evil genius. You might wanna look into that.

grannygruber 6

Tuesday 18 December 2012 5:11

So....did she learn it from mommy's other boyfriend and mommy is trying to cover her ass? YDI, bet there is more truth to it than u r admitting!

crabbynico69 2

Wednesday 19 December 2012 23:05

Save your marriage, get rid of the kid. Children are overrated anyway.

89DaniMarie 2

Friday 21 December 2012 16:52

If your child watches tv or goes to public school (or if you take her to the store with you) it's stupid to ask her where she heard it. It sucks that she lied, but you deserve it for asking stupid questions. Here's your sign

Veladus 4

Tuesday 6 May 2014 16:03

Right. She deserves to have her marriage fall apart because she asked a rhetorical question. Usually this Bill Engvall "lol I don't understand what a rhetorical question is, heres yer sign" crap is just mildly stupid, but you've taken it to a whole new level.