By Anonymous - 22/02/2012 05:42 - United States

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Today, my husband and I were about to have sex. As soon as I got on top, he started speaking in a robot voice, then demanded that I call him "The Fuckinator." FML
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wallygolf 3

Should of told him he better last as long as a machine then

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Doxy 22

The Fuckinator would make pretty awesome name for a vibrator.

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Branflakes78 13

How is this Too Much Information? she didn't say he blew a load in my face or nothing! just to have her call him a kinky funny name

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Dracoboxer357 35

12- Sorry to tell you this, but this is FML: There is no such thing as TMI. It's more like, the worse, the better. :p Afterall, it's not All Things Bright & Beautiful that sells newspapers: it's All Shit Grim & Gory.

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capnbzarr 43

Not only is this post not remotely TMI, but you deliberately went to the "Intimacy" section after seeing a warning that "it's a jungle out there". So you're basically complaining that you got exactly what you asked for. Now, if you wanna see TMI for real, try moderating the FMLs. Or reading Savage Love.

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LexSwift 17

Tell your husband to call you the NevermindThisIsNotWorthItAndItsKillingTheMood-inator.

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RufusCade 7

Just go with the flow and say that the Fuckinator doesn't have the demanded equipment...

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redbluegreen 40

At least you're already on top. It will make exorcising the demonic robot possessing him that much easier.

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Rocky007 15

Tell him all to take you to the Orgasmatron.

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stevenJB 25

Sepultura and transformers :)

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godofcyanide 8

Or Motörhead and Transformers. Which makes more sense. Though Sepultura's version is awesome.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Woody Allen reference FTW! (dang, do I feel old....)

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Pelreskovich 11

Then call him The Fuckinator! The Fuckinator has one purpose and one purpose only, to **** the hell out of you!

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Pentium_4 27

yes. nice to see fellow nerds getting laid!

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KelBelAndNats 7

If you tilt your head to the side and squint a little, you kinda do. But it's a lot of squinting o_O

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DomDomxoxo 16

Pelreskovich you remind me of Vinny from jersey shore... You're cutee

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Awsumuzzie 12

72, that was a backhand slap compliment. Why would you compare him to anyone on that show? But I do agree with your last sentence... But I've mentioned that before, so I doubt I lack stalker points.

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AnagenisisZagus 13

Only if you squint to the point your eyes ooze blood do they begin to look alike. I have trouble finding differences in faces but could easily tell them apart. What have YOU been smoking?

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youliia 0

Haha! Bet she would have prefered him saying that instead.

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Pentium_4 27

no we don't look the same but we both kick ass in technology and are going to be filthy rich!

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bustub2 8

This marriage does not compute

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aztecz0r 6

You should have replied " error 101 legs closing viral infection detected"

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TaysDarkLust 11

I am surprised no one has made the comment of "If there isn't any roleplaying, There ain't no loving"... But YDI, Learn to roleplay

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glittercookies 12

No role play. As in you pick roles and act them out in a sexy way. Like the school girl thing. Or whatever it is the couple would be into.

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juturnaamo 29

That was my thought as well. This chick needs to lighten up and have some fun. Glad my BF doesn't get mad when we play temple maiden and equestrian sex god.

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1crabbygirl 10

Role playing is great as long as it doesn't disgust anyone involved... a friend of mine dated a guy who insisted on wearing pantyhose during sex. it grossed her out. they broke up.

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TaysDarkLust 11

@#77, No, Learn to foreplay doesn't exactly make any sense, @#83, I think "The Fuckinator" could be pretty fun as a roleplay, If you got into it, I wouldn't complain if I was OP.

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