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Sperminator would have been far funnier.
Unless he got the snip snip at the doctor. Error 404 sperm not found.
Take it to another level and tell him his battery is running low and shove a plug up his ass.
Some fantasy he's got there.
So? Not all fantasies seem normal to the other person but your husband, for some reason, thinks this is attractive or funny. Either way have a sense of humor and call him the damn Fuckinator. If it makes him happy try it out. I don't see how calling him a stupid, silly name kills the mood. Just tell him that he has to call you Your Highness for the rest of the week if you do.
Yeah, I think she needs to relax. Sex doesn't always have to be a huge, romantic deal. If he has a fantasy (admittedly, this is a strange one), she can be a good person and fulfill it.
I mean, my last boyfriend wanted me to wear a French Maid outfit while we watched a movie. I tried it out on the condition he had to dress like a pirate. We didn't do anything overly sexual, since we both want to wait to have sex when we are older (I'm 17). My current one likes to be called Papa Smurf sometimes. It was just for fun. It makes life a lot more interesting if you are open to things your partner finds attractive and funny. I would never wear skanky clothes out in public or do extreme things (like be tied up) but the small things I am comfortable with because I love my guy and want him to be happy. "The Fuckinator" is far from doing something extreme. Let him be a sexy robot Terminator and ask him how you can help him act out his fantasies Op. Talk about not chilling out and having fun in the bedroom. Vanilla is not the only flavor of loving. ;)
Domo arigato, Mr, Roboto, Domo, Domo,
Thank you for this! ^
I hope you don't mind but I'm going to steal that idea and try it out on my girl friend.
Does he follow it up with a power ejaculation?
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Should of told him he better last as long as a machine then
The Fuckinator would make pretty awesome name for a vibrator.