It's no use, he knows she'll be back.

More like "Fack you, asshole." Although if OP had wanted a robot with a female voice, she should have gone for GLaDOS, from the game Portal. She could have done all sorts of things with GLaDOS's demented personality to exact revenge.

Doc, come on..."stupid immature shit"? It's called being inventive, it's called spicing up the sex life. My wife and I are married over thirty years and we have a great sex life because sometimes we change things up a bit and add a little "variety", some role playing. Now while I agree, this guy was being a bit off base with the robot voice, he was just trying to spice things up a bit. I always love your comments Doc, you're pretty funny and usually spot-on, I just think you're being a little tough on the guy in this case.

Am I? Clearly the wife doesn't like it, so no matter how "inventive" it may be, it isn't working. That's why I said she needs to talk to him. You know as well as I that if people in a marriage don't communicate, it doesn't work. This goes doubly for sex.

I think Doc is right about the communication however... I think the wife needs to understand that sometimes you do things to make your partner happy in bed that you might not find the most exciting. I am sure her husband has done things for her he did not find instantly amazing. The husband is not asking Op to dress in a collar in public or to call him master. There are no spankings involved. In reality, its the same sex with a different voice. If the husband wants to try robot, Op should just call him the Fuckinator. It might sound stupid, but making a big deal out of your husband actually trying to spice up your sex life is going to discourage him from trying anything new. If Op tells her husband she will call him The Fuckinator on the condition he tries some role playing she comes up with, the marriage will get a lot more interesting and fun. If you cannot laugh during sex, the most intimate of moments, then I fear for other aspects of married life. Op needs to chill and be open to reasonable changes in their sex life. She can communicate with him that the robot voice is not a turn on but she is open to calling him the King of **** or something else sexy in return for a different game.

Doc, rather than General Surgery, did you ever think about psychiatry? You have a flourishing clientele base right here. You could have set up a link that charges everytime someone clicks on your comment or replies.

Surprisingly, I DID consider psychiatry when I was in medical school. Then I quickly realised that all the patients are ******* CRAZY, so I ditched that idea.

Except they probably didn't

Not everyone was saying that she should be "condescending". Some people thought that she should be a little more open minded if anything; especially since its her husband.

She might not like that voice, fine, but she can suck it up, try it once with an open mind and then after tell her husband it makes her uncomfortable and does not really make her happy in bed. Then she can suggest another type of game. It's called spicing up your sex life. Op is the one at fault in this for shaming her husband online and acting like he is weird for having a fantasy. It's not like he wants her to pretend to be 11 or has kiddy ****, or other sexual deviance that would make people concerned. People like cheerleaders, and they aren't weird for it. But bring in a robot and you're a freak.

@132 - You know, it's not her fault that him talking in a robotic voice and demanding being called a name turns her off. Stop blaming her for it. It's not about being "open-minded" it's about the fact the HE'S TURNING HER OFF by doing these things. If I get turned off during sex then sex turns into a chore. If someone is continuously going to turn sex into a chore for me by acting in a way that turns me off, then I'm not going to want to have sex with someone who is obviously selfish enough to not care about my pleasure and only care about doing stuff that excites them. The fact that he had to DEMAND that she call him the "Fuckinator" broadcasts to me that he knows damn well she doesn't like it and continues to do it anyway, because **** HER PLEASURE. She should be MORE than happy to do whatever he says to get him off! Sex should never have to be "tit-for-tat:" I do this thing I won't like for you, if you do this thing that you don't like for me. Find something you both enjoy. Spicing up the sex life doesn't work if only one partner is the one getting hot.