Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Today, my husband and I were about to have sex. As soon as I...

By Anonymous - 22/02/2012 05:42 - United States

Today, my husband and I were about to have sex. As soon as I got on top, he started speaking in a robot voice, then demanded that I call him "The Fuckinator." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 23:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML

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wallygolf 3

Wednesday 22 February 2012 11:54

Should of told him he better last as long as a machine then

Doxy 22

Wednesday 22 February 2012 11:57

The Fuckinator would make pretty awesome name for a vibrator.

Comments

CodyAllan146 4

Wednesday 22 February 2012 17:06

He probably thinks it's sexy to say stuff like that? Why don't you just go with it? It could be fun :)

FML5499 4

Wednesday 22 February 2012 17:12

That is very sexy, don't you think? (BTW I'm being sarcastic)

RoseCrystal 17

Wednesday 22 February 2012 17:12

He is a well oiled machine.

lover1013 3

Wednesday 22 February 2012 17:22

He has been watching to much Phineas and Ferb....

structuredchaoz 4

Wednesday 22 February 2012 17:57

He has a robot fetish. It's more common than you think. Lame. But common.

diesel1226 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 18:02

Don't be such a prude. If you don't like it you should let him know. Sit down and talk about it outside of the bedroom. You both should make 3 lists. 1) What you like. 2) What you don't like. 3) What you want to try. Be honest with these things. Show no restraint in writing them and don't judge eachother for what the other writes. It can only help you to communicate these things.

Calyx_fml 21

Wednesday 22 February 2012 18:08

The honeymoon is over.

RoboCop1 3

Wednesday 22 February 2012 18:12

Do what the man says!

SoultheWolf 19

Wednesday 22 February 2012 18:12

You need to try talking to him and letting him know how this makes you feel. Coming onto FML and ranting about it isn't going to change anything unless YOU sit down with him and have a serious talk.