By Phoebe - 18/07/2009 08:15 - Singapore

Today, my husband and I were in bed when the alarm on his phone went off. He then told me that he had to 'sound the horn' and went over to his laptop. Wondering what that meant, I peered over at his laptop. It turns out hunting for mice on Facebook is more important than procreating. FML
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Kmart91 0

QUICK! Shave your bristle like hair, and file down your tusks! You're boaring! But Yea, thats odd he rather do that....

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Kitola 2

Dude, Mousehunt is awesome. At least my boyfriend understands that, and occasionally sounds the horn for me. :) If he's hunting for a map carrier, or the Acolyte, I totally can understand.

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Arin_Wolfe 2

Been there, well not right in the middle but RIGHT after.

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midwestjerk 0

Were you ******* or sleeping? If it's the former, learn how to give better head.

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littlegolferboy 4

He needs to learn how to cheat. Tell him to look into some refresher scripts that will do it for him. Play the game for him, that is, not have sex with you.

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KeenJane 9

My housemate used to cheat at MouseHunt because we all played it while he was in Iraq and he called it, "his veterans advantage" he has since caught up to the rest of us and stopped cheating

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AntiChrist7 0

YDI for marrying an idiot. It's best you don't procreate

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Chubtubdaplaya 0

Do you have sex every single time your husband wants to? No, I didn't think so. So calm down.

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Gele01 0

Thats totally awesome tell you husband to join my mousehunting band... YDI btw for not hunting mice your damn self and knowing first hand that its more important than getting your rocks off

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