Miscellaneous: Today, my husband and I were looking for a new house. The open...

By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 15:15 - United States

Today, my husband and I were looking for a new house. The open house we were in had a strange floral scent to entice the buyers. I am three months pregnant and have horrible morning sickness. I threw up all over the living room. FML

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By deeenalynn - 18/07/2011 16:22 - Canada

Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2019 16:35 - United States

Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML

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Smells like… victory

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, they're pumping out the septic system in the building next door. I'm three months pregnant, suffering from morning sickness, and can smell everything within a three-mile radius. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 17:31 - Sweden - Karlskrona

Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML

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By soapisyourfriend - 16/02/2016 06:53 - United States - Ashland

Today, cable was installed at my house and the cable guy smelled like some horrid mix of cabbage and cheese. I'm pregnant and suffering from morning sickness. I've sprayed air freshener, lit candles, and opened windows despite the cold outside. I can't get rid of the smell. FML

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No soup for you

By jnisla - 11/10/2013 22:44 - United States - Conway

Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML

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By akiza - 17/11/2012 02:00 - Japan

Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2016 07:16 - United States - Roscoe

Today, my 3 year-old woke up with diarrhea. The stench caused him to throw up. My husband started sympathy puking all over the floor. I'm so exhausted already that I'm considering just burning the damn house down to avoid cleaning it all up. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2015 03:25 - Australia

Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML

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Hilarious

By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 20:21 - United States

Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML

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nO__namE 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:52

I can understand some other stuff, but how the hell did they deserve this?

Socrates_fml 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:51

you puke on it, you buy it?

Comments

blehargh 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 1:39

Well that sucks, but you didn't have to pay for anything? Sorry, but you seem to kind of irresponsible, if you are already three months pregnant you should KNOW not to put yourself in a situation like that.

Will09 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 1:41

Home SWEET Home!

klutzywriter 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 1:43

more like f the life of whoever is trying to sell that house

0ut0fMyM1nd 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 1:51

I do have to agree with if you puke on it, you buy it.

fantome_fml 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 1:52

vt_mruhlin True, but she might have thought that she had her nausea under control until she was overcome with the flowery scent of the house. I'm not even pregnant and powerful smells "pleasant" or not can make me feel ill.

Abirys 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 1:54

LOL

F_My_Wife 2

Wednesday 22 April 2009 2:00

You vomit on it, you buy it. Then clean the vomit.

gizmo_987 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 2:46

I don't understand why you didn't just get out of the house as soon as you smelled the scent.

plaidrabbit 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 2:57

I love how #31, who made that absolutely *genius* comment about morning sickness only happening upon waking up, is nicknamed dr_house_MD. Maybe go back to med school, House.

Stay_beautiful 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 3:24

#31 is a complete ******* idiot. Do some ******* research before you make such a ridiculous comment that makes you look like a total ass. Are you maybe in denial that just because you're throwing up at night you don't think you're pregnant? I too, find it ironic that your ID is dr.house and you don't even know the basics of pregnancy.