By me - 19/05/2012 02:41 - United States - Wyandotte

Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML
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Awahso 25

Your husband is an idiot. He deserves a ticket. It does suck that you have to pay for it though.

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mfayem 15

**** That! make his sorry ass pay for it! while you're at it, kick his freeloading ass to the curb!!!

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whyseeatall 4

You deserve it for staying with this guy.

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kissmyace25 6

whats wrong with him i think he's freaking funny! if my husband did that i'd lmao till i cried

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martinv19 6

Hahaha I'm with you on that one!!

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Fricktion 3

Love how "someone" freeloads and gets yelled at and when "someone" speeds it's all "we."

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martinv19 6

Hahaha dude I think I'm the only one that thinks that's the funniest shit ever he's down for saying that straight not given a **** like a boss!!

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kissmyace25 6

i think its funny shit... :P

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ToxicGhost254 0

Why did you marry him exactly?

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kissmyace25 6

he's freaking funny DUH

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annagilbert 6

atleast he is someone who likes to have fun with cops. i would have laughed.

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jester1973 1

What I don't get is why be with a free loader, when there are so many single guys that aren't.

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zombiibabii 4

This shouldn't be an FML. It should be the perfect time for you to inform your lazy scumbag of a husband that you aren't paying his ticket and that he'll just have to fend for himself. Make your point obvious; don't do a damn thing for him.

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