By me - 19/05/2012 02:41 - United States - Wyandotte

Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 125
You deserved it 5 542
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Awahso 25

Your husband is an idiot. He deserves a ticket. It does suck that you have to pay for it though.

257 14

Comments

Raylosophy 10

Wrong but funny.

1 0
mydocs 2

Arguing while driving is usually not a great idea and it is very hard to argue alone - so OP is not entirely blameless here.

3 1
SlackerEmeritus 13

OP, if hubby was driving, I don't follow how you are financially responsible for the ticket. And I'll echo prior sentiments: you need to make it clear to him that you won't support him like this any more. He needs to grow up.

3 1
Shandra78 9

Should have made the freeloader walk home. Stop wasting your life and money on this loser and get a divorce.

0 1
groupleader 7

First of all, what kind of ticket did he get for doing 75 in the cops mom? If it was for speeding, I would contest that because unless the cop was there (and he obviously wasn't or he would have already gotten a ticket then) he doesn't have a case. Second of all, if your hubby is so "quick" he has other issues. 75 in cops mom probably didn't satisfy her. He sounds like a 2 stroke joke.

1 4
perdix 29

Yes, and since he's broke, he shouldn't be mouthing off to the cops. If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.

8 0
SweetPerfectionn 3

Was that really necessary? Probably bummed out that cop's day with that rude reply for just doing his job.

1 0