By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, my husband and I were talking about names for our expectant child. I told him since I named our daughter he could name our son. He's decided on a name from 'God of War'. My son is going to be named after a make-believe cartoon character - Kratos. FML
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finn_fml 0

i dont get the "i name one kid, you name the other" mentality. why dont you just work together to find a name you both like?

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Shiniku 0

"Make-believe cartoon character"?! Whoa whoa whoa, you've gone too far, there. Besides, it's a totally cool name, you must admit.

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MajorLeeScrewed 0

Kratos is a beast. Game, not cartoon. Game.

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wowfmlife 0

Simple solution: if you don't like the name, choose a different one.

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

Yes! Like Oedipus!

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Miss_Take_Me 0

Actually, it's your kid that's truly f**ked. You're just along for the ride.

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taureau139 0

No matter where its from, I would kill to have as cool a name as that!!!

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Mr_Kennedy 4

You must have an emo husband to name your child after a character from a game with a promotion that once beheaded a goat in public.

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Juli_fml 0

that sounds like a pretty badass name actually. just don't think of it as a cartoon character.

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hexrune 0

Yes, you should name your child "BITCH" Because if he has to be reared by a tampon chewing, whiney assed turd like yourself, he's going to get treated like one the second he pirouettes his way to the school playground, asks everyone to call him "DICK" Instead of "RICHARD" DIAF

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Drunkbunny 2

I don't think your husband is mature and unselfish enough to be a parent. The kid isn't an accessory that he owns - this is a HUMAN BEING! Just because your husband is obsessed with some fictional character doesn't mean his interest should be forced upon the kid to walk around with every day for the rest of its life. You are going to regret having children with someone that cruel. I hope child protective services keeps an eye on both of you. You're no better than Paris Hilton carrying around animals like they're jewelry, to get attention for herself.

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