By LOTRfail - 27/07/2012 02:13 - United States - Malden

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Today, my husband and I were watching Lord of the Rings. My husband told me he sees the eye of Sauron every time he goes down on me. FML
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that1guy1 13

And you should have said you see a tiny hobbit whenever you go down on him.

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DocBastard 38

If he means that your ****** possesses him and makes him do its bidding, then he's absolutely correct.

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erinnrose 9

You would've been better off not knowing that, sorry op haha

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Feartheunknown 4

Looks like its time to vanquish the evil from your ******...

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Xythenol 6

Not sure if playful flirting or hinting at something gross.

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tamgibbo 5

Your disgusting to even put that out there ... Ewww gross piggy wiggie

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DocBastard 38

Gross piggie wiggie? Really?? Are you 5? No, I can't even say that, because my 5-year old daughter knows the difference between "your" and "you're".

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dstluke 7

One ring to rule them all and in the darkness bind them.

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Annnieck 5

One does not simply.. Walk into Mordor

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slimshadey 5

One does not simply take that scene seriously anymore

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xtcolin 7

He sounds like a joker, you must have a good sense of humor.

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