By LOTRfail - 27/07/2012 02:13 - United States - Malden

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Today, my husband and I were watching Lord of the Rings. My husband told me he sees the eye of Sauron every time he goes down on me. FML
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that1guy1 13

And you should have said you see a tiny hobbit whenever you go down on him.

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DocBastard 38

If he means that your ****** possesses him and makes him do its bidding, then he's absolutely correct.

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Dracoboxer357 35

So, Op, your complaint is that your husband has a sense of humour about going down on you? :) You sound fortunate to me that he not only has no problem with it but can joke about it. Lighten up a bit, that's not so bad. Not very flattering, but not horrible. ;)

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akiahara 14

at least you're the evil overlord. could be a gay hobbit. that'd definitely be worse.

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Old_Iron_Sides 6

Lidless, wreathed in flame!! Sounds like a personal problem. Ask him if Shelob bit his hobbit, tthat would explain why it's "limp as a boned fish."

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Old_Iron_Sides 6

say in your best gollum voice "How nice to catch a lovely fish so juicy sweeeeeet" whilst punching him in the nuts in time to the song...

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Austyn57 1

wth is wrong with yourr vigina????

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Ibeatmyself 3

its all orange and black and has a creepy voice

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russfml 31

Ya even the fake chow seems to work :p

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