By LOTRfail - 27/07/2012 02:13 - United States - Malden

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Today, my husband and I were watching Lord of the Rings. My husband told me he sees the eye of Sauron every time he goes down on me. FML
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that1guy1 13

And you should have said you see a tiny hobbit whenever you go down on him.

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DocBastard 38

If he means that your ****** possesses him and makes him do its bidding, then he's absolutely correct.

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Dixbfloppin 11

Did he get a free pass into Mordor that night?

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MoGahnn 0

That's some funny ahit right there, I don't care who you are, that's funny. But I'm sure none wants to hear that. Sorry hon.

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btkillsforfree 1

ever seen Lord of the G-strings?? hahahaha!

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Rammalamma 2

Well your ****** and sauron did have something in common... All they wanted was to get their hands on the ring.

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Buzzy123 7

One does not simply insert their penis in to Mordor.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

YDI for watching Lord of the Rings. Also, anyone else reminded of the Robot Chicken episode where the eye got an eyelash and couldn't get it out because it had no hands? :D

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lemonademixer 7

******* creepy

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