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By anonymous - 24/04/2012 18:18 - United States

Today, my husband announced that he wants to separate emotionally. Meanwhile, he still wants me to cook and clean for him while he dates his new girlfriend. FML

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By Not your maid - 29/03/2023 16:00

Today, my husband had the cheek to ask me, “What’s for dinner tonight?” and “I have no clean slacks for tomorrow can you wash me some?” no more than 10 minutes after he told me he wants us to see other people. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2022 12:00

Today, after an argument a month ago, my husband has refused to do any cooking since. After a month without his food, I’ve realised at this point in our marriage his cooking is literally the only thing about him I like anymore. I think I want a divorce. Over food. What an end to a marriage. FML

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By reserved - 22/10/2012 09:01 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML

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By mj - 05/06/2011 20:20 - United States

Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML

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Loud and clear

By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 21:30

Today, I found out that my husband wants to leave me. I got the message loud and clear when his girlfriend forwarded me screenshots of all their texts. FML

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Tuesday 24 April 2012 22:50

Oh hellll nah!

margie2194 12

Tuesday 24 April 2012 22:51

Thats when you slap him and take all his money.

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saidawhiting 14

Wednesday 25 April 2012 2:25

Agree to make him dinner. Poison his food. Problem solved.

mop909head 1

Wednesday 25 April 2012 2:27

If you are dumb enough to do it, then that is all on you. Lol

SkepticalMiss 5

Wednesday 25 April 2012 2:52

Simple solution: say no. This is only an FML if you're weak enough to do it.

mara1223 5

Wednesday 25 April 2012 2:53

Beat his ass.

hereinnc 12

Wednesday 25 April 2012 3:01

oh FYL OP and F his new GF's life. I am willing to bet she has zero idea about you OP nor does she have any idea what a jerk she is dating. I normally would never suggest divorce but in this situation divorce seems to be the way to go I see now way to recover from this. Good Luck OP and I'm so sorry!