By Anonymous - 20/06/2011 05:45 - United States

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Today, my husband bought me a bouquet of roses. They caused me to sneeze seven times in a row. That was the closest he's ever got me to an orgasm. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 917
You deserved it 8 612

Same thing different taste

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you're mean, why don't you try giving him hints on what to do bed next time. the flowers were a lovely gesture though so I hope you appreciated them instead of having a sook about sneezing

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how does him giving u roses and them making u sneeze relate to his orgasming??

this sounds like an excuse of why shes cheating or will cheat

0bscured_1 0

you're a total bitch. He does something nice for you and you turn around and complain about his inadequacy. DIAF

oooKiLLaHooo 0

women are so ignorant!! if you can't ******...then that's your own bodies' fault!!

courtezglenn 0

ur life doesn't suck his does

Ok, this is bullshit: if your husband isn't doing what you need him to sexually, then you have an obligation to TELL HIM. Likewise were the tables turned. He isn't magically one day going to do better unless you talk to him about it. Yeah his ego will be bruised as hell at first, but he'll get over it. Men don't just quit wanting to have sex - offer to work with him and help out and ask what he needs in terms of signals, etc. Also, you're a bitch for taking a nice gesture and turning it into a "poor me" moment.

hahahaha fail! give him some pointers communication and youll both get what you want

how old are you? perhaps I can be of assistance...