By Helen - 10/11/2012 10:15 - United States - Pine Bluff

Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML
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guitarbeast 22

At least he was faithful, but I'm guessing he's gonna be sleeping on the couch for a while

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mskimbelinapham 5

I'd punch him in the face and divorce his ass.

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Fooberry 9

Well at least he stayed faithful?

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purpletealeaf 2

Divorce would be the best option here. Seems like he wants to cheat on you, which would be enough for me to want to end it.

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love_me_electric 20

If this is the first time something like this has happened I wouldn't really say it's divorce worthy. It's not like he ACTUALLY cheated on her. Although marriage counselling might be a good idea.

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benhd1 14

"Hmm that person is more attractive than my spouse, I would love to have sex with them, oh wait I'm married, never mind." This is healthy thinking, if you manage to marry someone who has this much self control, and when DRUNK I might add, (and as evident by many FMLs, many do not) then you've got yourself a healthy spouse. I don't think marriage counselling is needed, but a face to face chat shouldn't be out of the question.

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awkward_gothlady 32

Go out, drink just enough alcohol to smell like it, come home, pretend you're way drunker than you actually are, and cry about how you couldn't go home with some hot (and rich!) guy, because sadly, you're married to him. See how he likes that.

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yenidewi 11

He's a faithful one ... lucky you ... now tidy yourself, and be as pretty as you can be ... He luv you whether he is sobber or drunk

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

The fact that his restraint brought him to tears shows that he REALLY wants to cheat on you... He didn't cheat, but he has contemplated the idea. I would be worried. Eventually he might just let those hidden inhibitions take him away.

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olpally 32

Ahh drunk nights... He's a good man... Keep an eye on him though... And he was honest, don't fret too much op.

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LexieWins 0

It's human nature to lust. And human stupidity to be that honest!

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natsaysheyyy 16

If he's so miserable with you, why doesn't he take his miserable ass out of the house and get a divorce. WANTING to cheat is still pretty bad.

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AholeCop 11

Most people will be tempted at some point during their marriage. The fact is, he was drunk and made a decision to be faithful. Crying on your shoulder about it was weird... He probably should have kept it to himself. Sounds like he was bragging about a woman finding him desirable, an ego boost.

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thewife5 19

I know! She should of told him, "of course she was hitting on you. You're hot" maybe he doesn't get his ego boosted at home

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