By Helen - 10/11/2012 10:15 - United States - Pine Bluff

Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML
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guitarbeast 22

At least he was faithful, but I'm guessing he's gonna be sleeping on the couch for a while

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jollyton 10

Awe! At least even drunk he still knows he's married..

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winkydog4056 16

Sadly, sounds like something my other half would say to me.....

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sassy2085 16

The old saying is I don't care where he gets his appetite from just as long as he eats at home. This is what he did and while drunk your moral compass is not working at peak efficiency so kudos to him. As for the beautiful woman with beer goggles on she was a probably just average and he wouldn't recognize her in the cold sober light of day.

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agentx52 13

At least he came home. He could've cheated on you.

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deltoramastr 12

At least he was faithful :-). If he didn't give a shit then just being married wouldn't have stopped him

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forever_born 6

Well I would have been your not anymore but then again he didn't cheat.

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naughtylez82 4

I HATE men!! Fyl indeed op

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PhishloverA 14

He was drunk OP. He didn't know what he was saying and I'm sure he didn't mean it. How do you know he wasn't making up the part where the woman hit on him? Maybe he was already drunk and therefore interpreted some woman saying something to him as 'hitting on him'

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jamesrod885 6

what's he doing at 2am anyway?...his leash is mighty long...

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spottyblanket 8

To those saying at least he was faithful blah blah....no, op, show no mercy. He needs to make it up to you, fast. His words were very hurtful, and spending all night drinking and coming home at 2am...NOT ON.

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