By Helen - 10/11/2012 10:15 - United States - Pine Bluff

Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML
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guitarbeast 22

At least he was faithful, but I'm guessing he's gonna be sleeping on the couch for a while

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Grimnirwher9 21

Well at least he loves you enough not to cheat on you with the beautiful woman mentioned earlier.

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c0c0_fml 16

Who cares if he didn't cheat? Clearly, he was desperate to cheat so it comes back to the same thing.

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omart3 6

i agree with #119. people don't seem to realize the "sadly i'm married to you" part, who says that sadly they are married? not to mentioned being out drinking til 2am when you got a wife at home.

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actingpickle09 3

OP, you and your husband need to sit down and talk. It's a good thing that he didn't cheat(especially while drunk) but it's a little concerning that he seems to have regret about not cheating. I think you guys just need to talk and get it all out in the open. Decide where to go from there. Counseling might be a good option. I'm sure everything will work out for the best.

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lokman_fml 7

Better than him coming home at 4am with a big smile on his face!

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DejaM815 4

Hun as long as he loves you enough to come home let him cry all he wants

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talloctopus 7

What a guy you married..

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Ugi 26

Two positives from this: He didn't cheat. You now know that he's "at risk". If you want to keep him, now might be the time to remind him of why he married you before he stops caring that he did.

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