Miscellaneous: Today, my husband cheated on me. In my house. While I was home....

By Why - 24/04/2016 18:59 - United States - Marlborough

Today, my husband cheated on me. In my house. While I was home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 858

You deserved it 2 018

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By jess - 24/12/2018 04:00

Today, I decided to go home and apologise to my husband for accusing him of having an affair. I came home to find him having sex with my mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 221

You deserved it 332

Nice timing

By hot girl - 07/03/2021 08:01

Today, I found out my husband was cheating on me while I was waiting in an ICU waiting room while he was getting brain surgery. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 515

You deserved it 95

This charming man

By Anonymous - 02/11/2020 17:03

Today, I found out my husband cheated on me while I was pregnant. And gave me an STD. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 715

You deserved it 121

Yeah, just blame me!

By Anonymous - 17/10/2020 11:02

Today, after I found out my husband cheated on me and then yesterday had to stop him from trying to kill himself, he's now moved out and has decided that this is all my fault. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 456

You deserved it 135

By Katie - 09/10/2012 05:42 - United States - Homewood

Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 206

You deserved it 2 097

By MyLife - 06/02/2013 08:04

Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 584

You deserved it 2 632

By Jessi - 21/07/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML

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You deserved it 5 794

Sting operation

By Anonymous - 11/08/2023 08:00

Today, my husband cheated on me 8 hours into our marriage with one of the barmaids serving drinks at the party. He claimed he was drunk and thought she was me. Kind of hard to claim that when I clearly heard him moaning her name right before I caught them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 728

You deserved it 89

That was quick

By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 02:00

Today, it's only been a week since I've been in my new apartment with my boyfriend, and I already caught him cheating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 303

You deserved it 216

Et tu, Brute?

By missseloit3 - 09/12/2017 01:30

Today I caught my husband cheating on me in our bed with my 19-year-old brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 317

You deserved it 564

kissingkittens 16

Monday 25 April 2016 15:16

Honestly this is so disgusting. Your husband is an awful person. I wish you the best,OP!

Yimpish 15

Monday 25 April 2016 15:20

He probably accidentally slipped a fell into her over and over again

Comments

hardcorefan16 22

Monday 25 April 2016 21:22

You better beat his ass then

TheSaiyanQueen 8

Monday 25 April 2016 21:25

I hope you dropped him like a hot potato.

somelildude 14

Monday 25 April 2016 21:32

This is why we can't have nice things....

Xx_Slayer_xX 22

Monday 25 April 2016 21:33

Surprised there are no typical "Ugh, all men are useless pigs - blah blah". Like. Genuinely surprised.

NorthernBuck92 5

Tuesday 26 April 2016 0:29

my ex wife did the same thing don't feel bad

2GoldChoins 5

Tuesday 26 April 2016 2:56

I interested to know the how like getting it on with someone or messaging or what

thehylianguy 10

Tuesday 26 April 2016 4:02

This is just so saddening.

nyagemini23 22

Tuesday 26 April 2016 4:09

How in the actual hell was he able to get that far with you in the house? Need more details?

LeGly 5

Tuesday 26 April 2016 4:20

as abhorrent as such an act is, that takes balls.

cheesecake12 12

Tuesday 26 April 2016 4:38

**** I hate the way people think. I wish you the best op!

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