Miscellaneous: Today, my husband cheated on me. In my house. While I was home....

By Why - 24/04/2016 18:59 - United States - Marlborough

Today, my husband cheated on me. In my house. While I was home. FML

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You deserved it 2 018

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By jess - 24/12/2018 04:00

Today, I decided to go home and apologise to my husband for accusing him of having an affair. I came home to find him having sex with my mother. FML

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You deserved it 332

Nice timing

By hot girl - 07/03/2021 08:01

Today, I found out my husband was cheating on me while I was waiting in an ICU waiting room while he was getting brain surgery. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 515

You deserved it 95

This charming man

By Anonymous - 02/11/2020 17:03

Today, I found out my husband cheated on me while I was pregnant. And gave me an STD. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 715

You deserved it 121

Yeah, just blame me!

By Anonymous - 17/10/2020 11:02

Today, after I found out my husband cheated on me and then yesterday had to stop him from trying to kill himself, he's now moved out and has decided that this is all my fault. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 456

You deserved it 135

By Katie - 09/10/2012 05:42 - United States - Homewood

Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 206

You deserved it 2 097

By MyLife - 06/02/2013 08:04

Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 584

You deserved it 2 632

By Jessi - 21/07/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 831

You deserved it 5 794

Sting operation

By Anonymous - 11/08/2023 08:00

Today, my husband cheated on me 8 hours into our marriage with one of the barmaids serving drinks at the party. He claimed he was drunk and thought she was me. Kind of hard to claim that when I clearly heard him moaning her name right before I caught them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 728

You deserved it 89

That was quick

By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 02:00

Today, it's only been a week since I've been in my new apartment with my boyfriend, and I already caught him cheating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 303

You deserved it 216

Et tu, Brute?

By missseloit3 - 09/12/2017 01:30

Today I caught my husband cheating on me in our bed with my 19-year-old brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 317

You deserved it 564

kissingkittens 16

Monday 25 April 2016 15:16

Honestly this is so disgusting. Your husband is an awful person. I wish you the best,OP!

Yimpish 15

Monday 25 April 2016 15:20

He probably accidentally slipped a fell into her over and over again

Comments

ham_spam 17

Tuesday 26 April 2016 4:43

In srry for this but lol while you were home

AggieMike77 12

Tuesday 26 April 2016 5:47

I certainly hope you've already kicked his as out and found yourself a VERY good attorney!

screwyousideways 17

Tuesday 26 April 2016 6:14

...but how did he think you wouldn't notice???

manuwish 9

Tuesday 26 April 2016 7:02

wtf, how? and if he didn't care about you finding out, please sue his ass for all he got and leave that sorry sack of Sh..t!

Kitouran 30

Tuesday 26 April 2016 17:59

I'm pretty sure that would be thrown out of court.

rydersmomma16 21

Tuesday 26 April 2016 7:37

This is beyond ****** up. So sorry op.

sempisaviour 17

Tuesday 26 April 2016 7:54

How does that even happen? Damn, that sucks.

Witchylady 17

Tuesday 26 April 2016 8:44

What? Seriously? How? Did the cheating moron not realise you were home

AdamTodddBrown 11

Tuesday 26 April 2016 11:29

Should've joined!

PaulieXP 16

Tuesday 26 April 2016 14:19

This reminds me of a side quest in Knights of the Old Republic.

elhombroske 4

Tuesday 26 April 2016 19:55

That takes some courage to risk your life like that.

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Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were in the shower and things were getting heated. I tried to move position, but slipped and fell, bringing the shower curtain I'd grabbed onto down with me along its support rod. My ass hit the floor just as hard as the rod hit my head. FML

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Today, my assistant manager was arguing with a customer. I interjected letting the customer know that "we want everything to be copacetic." After the customer left, I received a write up for using "big words." FML

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Today, I stepped outside my office building for a smoke break and I witnessed a mugging so I ran over to stop it. I succeeded in getting mugged instead of the original target. I then couldn't get into my building until a coworker left an hour later. My boss was mad and still doesn't believe me. FML

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Today, my 3-year-old said she wanted “hair like the dog”, so I cut it to about the same length as our pooch’s fur. Now she's crying because she didn’t realize her hair would regardlessly be less fluffy than the dog’s and she therefore ended up with “hair like a boy,” which of course she hates. FML

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Today, my dad and I were watching Hawaii play the Navy in football. I cheered when Hawaii won. My dad turns to me and says, "You know your mother and I concieved you there?" Thanks Dad. FML

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Today, I spent hours baking a multi-layered, detailed cake from scratch for my mom's birthday. It took two seconds for my dog to devour the cake while I picked up a spoon I dropped on the floor. FML

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Today, I was cutting the grass when I saw a man staring at me from my neighbor's garage. This went on for 5 minutes until I finally yelled, "Hello?" There was no response, and I was creeped out, so I called my neighbor. It was a life-sized Paul McCartney cutout. FML

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