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By Anonymous - 16/10/2015 00:57 - United States - Wichita

Today, my husband finally admitted that he squandered the last three months of my share of the rent on booze. He then blamed me, demanded more money, asked for a divorce, and stormed out. When he returned he asked, "How am I the bad guy?" FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2021 17:02 - Canada - North York

Today, my husband said he wouldn't be talking to me for weeks, because I didn't buy him weed. Yeah, I paid all the bills and the rent this month. FML

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By HadEnough - 28/02/2023 22:30 - India - Hyderabad

Today, I asked my husband to be a little more responsible, pick up after himself, and spend a little less. I earn more than he does, so it's usually my money that he splurges. He has gone on a non-stop tantrum for the past 5 hours, giving me the cold shoulder, and shouting at me. What have I gotten myself into? FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2021 22:30 - South Africa

Today, I found out my husband of one year has been renting his old batchelor's apartment in secret, because he is unsure if he wants to stay married to me, and we are broke. FML

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By huh? - 09/05/2022 00:01

Today, a guy I went out with twice, and slept with once, came knocking on my door, hysterically crying. Apparently his wife found out about “us” and kicked him out. He’s now asking where he can put his stuff, since he’s now homeless. I had no idea he was married, and she’s now looking to fight me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2015 07:21 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, my husband of 3 weeks told me he doesn't want to be married anymore because I suggested getting a joint bank account. FML

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By Helen - 10/11/2012 10:15 - United States - Pine Bluff

Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML

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By me - 02/03/2011 23:21 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer. FML

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By Lace - 23/08/2010 04:17 - United States

Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2015 02:40 - United States

Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML

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By IfuSeekAmyIdo - 05/04/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML

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MDoremis 38

Friday 16 October 2015 9:58

I could name plenty of reasons he's the bad guy.

Eliiara 11

Friday 16 October 2015 10:01

Addiction (I would assume) can unfortunately do that. It's a terrible thing to have to deal with for everyone involved.

Comments

Richard6036 13

Friday 16 October 2015 16:04

You're not alcoholism is a disease and people were manipulated to fit what they need in life I'm truly sorry for you

vikky538 28

Friday 16 October 2015 16:59

Put the reasons in the divorce notice!!

bapbap_fml 15

Friday 16 October 2015 17:10

That divorce doesn't sound like such a bad idea to me.

fastnachter 15

Friday 16 October 2015 17:59

I don't know if it's FYL for him being a douche or YDI for not having better safeguards on your money

gracehi 31

Friday 16 October 2015 20:24

You shouldn't have to safeguard your money from your own husband.

Aspirax 13

Friday 16 October 2015 18:07

If you have to "share" the rent your relationship is already broken.

Emirac 10

Saturday 17 October 2015 0:12

I love how everyone has an opinion on someone else's financial status. Have you ever been in a committee relationship and on a budget, #45? Any experience there at all before you judge? My boyfriend and I live together, have for years, and I'm on a much tighter budget than him due to making less money and having school expenses. We have totally separate bank accounts and split the bills, not 50/50, but they are split at a reasonable place based on our incomes because it's easier and doesn't cause any fighting over money. Maybe eventually when we are more financially secure we'll have a joint account. And believe it or not, we're very happy together, our bills get paid, and we don't have to fight over money.

CoffeeGirl2000 7

Friday 16 October 2015 18:17

Do give him something! A divorce and a kick in the balls for being self-inflicted stupid.

ZorroRooster 19

Friday 16 October 2015 18:49

How is he not? Also, your share? Do you two split the bills?

danihammer 4

Friday 16 October 2015 18:57

H`e

narnianstars 8

Friday 16 October 2015 19:03

That's a typical alcoholics response. It's not your fault for his drinking. You didn't pour it down his throat. My ex also blamed me for his drinking. Which I found amazing since he started drinking before he met me.