By Scarlett - 26/04/2011 17:28 - United States

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Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML
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DarkHelmet 10

Your husband is awesome. Your step mom is probably jealous now

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copo37 7

Tell your step mother thats her cue to leave unless she wants to help with "embracing" his hardness.

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moglie 0

lol why cnt gifts b like tht but without the hardness

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angel55033 12

well did you embrace it? step mom can join too or just watch... lol

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missvic_fml 0

haha I give props to your husband, he's a funny guy!

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denvan 0

lmao he wanted to show you his lightsaber

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CPearl_4eva 0

eww...@ the ppl looking a 3-some because if you don't already get this her step mother is her husbands mother = incest!!

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angelofmusic89 11

*headdesk* no, just no. Do you really fail that much? Step mother=OP's remarried dad' wife. Mother-in-law would be OP's husband's mom. Technically, none of them are related so it would not be incest. To the person who thumbed-up your comment, I want THEM to embrace the hardness of my foot while I ****-punt them.

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CPearl_4eva 0

dry as... just had a mild fob moment dont have to get so emo. bout it

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CPearl_4eva 0

besides it would still b eww to f the person f-in ur dad

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pimpJuices 0

CLASSIC "running around the house with a shower boner" move. must have been an optical illusion

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