Intimacy: Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked... - FML

By Scarlett - 26/04/2011 17:28 - United States

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Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML

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By Princess ? - 12/04/2020 14:00

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By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 12:00

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By ugh - 12/03/2010 06:05 - United States

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Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

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By sad_dad - 24/10/2009 17:35 - Canada

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Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower. Instead, I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML

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By Hunterxx - 07/08/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML

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By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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DarkHelmet 10

Tuesday 26 April 2011 22:14

Your husband is awesome. Your step mom is probably jealous now

copo37 7

Tuesday 26 April 2011 22:16

Tell your step mother thats her cue to leave unless she wants to help with "embracing" his hardness.

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madmansoup 3

Wednesday 27 April 2011 23:14

missbunny simply said a couple random words with some profanity thrown in, my random words took finesse and skill to NOT flow so completely, the real fact here is that missbunny has effectively taken offense to gibberish. ultimate fail.

Darkhatchling 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 23:47

haha! that's awesome! so did your stepmom embrace the hardness?

TaySweetHeart 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 0:33

That. Beautiful. Thanks For The Picture. Betcha She Is Mad Because Her Husband Wont Do That.

HighasaCloud 46

Friday 10 July 2015 7:40

I bet she felt strong emotions, but anger is not one of them when your own son displays his erection in such a manner...

paprikacha 9

Thursday 28 April 2011 2:46

This is one of the greatest FMLs of all time. I'm stealing that quote, and I can't even use it properly. XD Your husband is awesome, OP.

Shorty27 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 4:17

i would love watching tht happen! penis is hard, step mom there. lmao

MissBunny25 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 5:14

197, I take offense to nothing. therefore, I'm an awesome winner. im also in love with you. *gets down on one knee* will you marry me? sirin can marry us, I know shes able. *plays organ* let's go.

every1luvsvag 10

Thursday 28 April 2011 5:14

60- Isn't Fort Dorchester in South Carolina, (kind of) near the Summerville/Charleston area? If it is the same school, then I know a couple people from there.

Yondeme 2

Thursday 28 April 2011 5:35

Why is he hard in the shower? /:

henna_ali99 3

Thursday 28 April 2011 6:16

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

madmansoup 3

Thursday 28 April 2011 6:48

now you're a Mormon?

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