By Scarlett - 26/04/2011 17:28 - United States

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Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML
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DarkHelmet 10

Your husband is awesome. Your step mom is probably jealous now

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copo37 7

Tell your step mother thats her cue to leave unless she wants to help with "embracing" his hardness.

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jhouston 0

tell mom it's a new form of yoga

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McPuffs 0

wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

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colonel42 0

at least ur husband is still spontaneous and ur mom knows ur sex life isn't having issues.. :))

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awesomeloser14 0

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! embrace the hardness lol I want to Marry a guy like that!!!!!!!! Awesome husband >.< ;D

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awesomeloser14 0

WIN!!!!!!!!!!! zing!!! :P

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fadedflyer16 0

perfect time for a threesome haha

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WOLFEYES72 2

That man is full of win, nuff said. Your life isn't effed though. Your step mother is the one who should be writing the FML.

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samneville 1

did u embrace it?

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noahzkwgo 1

wait, so it was his momma? that's nasty.

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Risket 0

so did you embrace it? your story got cut off.

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