By Scarlett - 26/04/2011 17:28 - United States

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Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML
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DarkHelmet 10

Your husband is awesome. Your step mom is probably jealous now

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copo37 7

Tell your step mother thats her cue to leave unless she wants to help with "embracing" his hardness.

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DncrHap 9

no, he knew. he meant it for her. it's more like little did he know you were there. awks.

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mrahhhhh 21

While we're on the subject of stuff that sounds like advertising slogans: Did you "Scope" him out and "feel the tingle"?

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bella_coza 0

I actually laughed outloud, your husband is awesome!

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Iknoweverything 29

I don't even have much of a sense of humor, and I laughed out loud as well!

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dan_the_man32 0

I actually dont care if you have a sense of humor

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CarleeBugg123 5

LMAO!!! This is SO going on my favorites!! xD

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PolBig123 0

Maybe you should have told him that his step mother was coming? That would make the situation less awkward

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daddyZHOM3 0

soooo youre saying you embraced his hardness while your stepmom made a sandwich for him, or was it the opposite?

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