Intimacy: Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked... - FML

By Scarlett - 26/04/2011 17:28 - United States

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Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML

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By Mrs. Ned - 09/09/2015 02:00 - United States - Incline Village

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By Princess ? - 12/04/2020 14:00

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By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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By Sarahir - 29/04/2020 05:00

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Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 12:00

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Today, the first thing my fiancé did when he walked in the door was to loudly announce all the hot kinky stuff he was about to do to me on the kitchen table. Unfortunately for him my dad, mother and both my brothers had just dropped in for a visit and heard every word he said. FML

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By ugh - 12/03/2010 06:05 - United States

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Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

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By sad_dad - 24/10/2009 17:35 - Canada

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Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower. Instead, I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML

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By Hunterxx - 07/08/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML

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By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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DarkHelmet 10

Tuesday 26 April 2011 22:14

Your husband is awesome. Your step mom is probably jealous now

copo37 7

Tuesday 26 April 2011 22:16

Tell your step mother thats her cue to leave unless she wants to help with "embracing" his hardness.

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JenL_fml 7

Wednesday 27 April 2011 1:35

I hope I can get a husband like yours. He's cool. ^^

Shawna143 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 1:46

it happens (;

ilovecupcakes98 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 4:58

Sometimes, it just doesn't...

lindseytaylor201 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 2:06

AWKWARD.

xckylexc 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 2:15

hahahahahaha, priceless

sherryl_fml 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 2:26

******* hell.... funniest stuff iv read lawl

LemonBerryCrunch 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 2:51

Embrace the subsequent ass chewing haha

deathluv11 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 2:59

well does she want grandkids or not??

mariapppp 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 3:03

ahahhahahaha have fun at thanksgiving hope she doesn't tell the whole family

Dez31396 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 3:05

lmfao yess!!!

KRS_13 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 3:09

haha! your husbands amazing xD i wonder if my future husband will be as crazy as yours xD

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