Intimacy: Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked... - FML

By Scarlett - 26/04/2011 17:28 - United States

Spicy

Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML

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By Mrs. Ned - 09/09/2015 02:00 - United States - Incline Village

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By Princess ? - 12/04/2020 14:00

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By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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By Sarahir - 29/04/2020 05:00

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Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 12:00

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Today, the first thing my fiancé did when he walked in the door was to loudly announce all the hot kinky stuff he was about to do to me on the kitchen table. Unfortunately for him my dad, mother and both my brothers had just dropped in for a visit and heard every word he said. FML

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By ugh - 12/03/2010 06:05 - United States

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Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

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By sad_dad - 24/10/2009 17:35 - Canada

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Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower. Instead, I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML

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By Hunterxx - 07/08/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML

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By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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Top comments

DarkHelmet 10

Tuesday 26 April 2011 22:14

Your husband is awesome. Your step mom is probably jealous now

copo37 7

Tuesday 26 April 2011 22:16

Tell your step mother thats her cue to leave unless she wants to help with "embracing" his hardness.

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Crazy4Christ 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 3:15

haha! whad she say?!

BugsBunny1 4

Wednesday 27 April 2011 3:18

64 - What the **** are you talking about? I honestly did not understand one word you said!

yaer 4

Wednesday 27 April 2011 3:20

EMBRACE THE SHAME OF YOUR LIFE!

madmansoup 3

Wednesday 27 April 2011 3:41

110. :) success.

ydi_4_suking 20

Wednesday 27 April 2011 3:47

110 your right i reread it and it made no sense. but read that person with the tats profile thing and it will make sense

Redneck42 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 3:55

they aren't hating. I thought the same thing

Hockeyboy4280 18

Wednesday 27 April 2011 3:55

Your Husband is my new hero, even more so than the 14 year old GTA player. I may just try this with my future girlfriend

vbmg152 18

Wednesday 27 April 2011 3:56

Idiot!

madmansoup 3

Wednesday 27 April 2011 3:57

he was talking about my comment you fat dumb bugs bunny.

tatortot1110 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 3:57

your husband is f$@kin' awesome!!!

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