By Enragedbitch - 20/10/2012 08:49 - United States - Torrance

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Today, my husband informed me that he recently slept with a secretary of his to become better at sex for me. I don't know what's worse, the fact that he cheated on me or that he seriously believes that he has a reasonable excuse. FML
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Mioko_fml 6

He got some guts to tell you he is cheating on you for you. Lmao. Honestly for you or not, cheater is a cheater, get rid of him.

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rattusrattus 18

That makes no sense! To get better at sex with someone, you sleep with that person regularly and discuss what you both enjoy. I guess either your husband is a cheating git, or he's a cheating git who thinks female pleasure is all identical, in which case *clips OP's husband round the back of the head*

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ICastillo 24

Well now you have a reasonable excuse to boot his ass.

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Plumesant 8

Why don't you tell him that you were cheating on him for years because you wanted to get better at sex too.

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Mandeeplease 6

What an idiot. Out on the street he would go, immediately, if it were me. That's dispicable.

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183933 6

Sounds to me like he's too stupid to have a secretary.

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br0ccoli 14

Time to add to the 50% divorce rate statistic. Hope you make your own money so that you can rent your own apartment and get the he'll out of there!

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drewflav 17

Gather 'round kids, we've got a lesson to share with you: don't cheat on your significant other! Lest you want the favour returned of course ;)

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Inciter 33

Dump his cheating ass. He's an idiot.

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dellam 3

At least he is trying to improve your marridhe by getting better. Hes trying to help i

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