Today, my husband let my blind, deaf emotional support dog out...

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2020 21:16 - United States - Kingsport

Today, my husband let my blind, deaf emotional support dog out to pee. She is 14. She wandered off because he forgot her. He also told me his chemo brain is turning worse- think Alzheimer's. We have a 3 year old. FML

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