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By ZaraAce - 15/04/2011 11:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2015 07:21 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, my husband of 3 weeks told me he doesn't want to be married anymore because I suggested getting a joint bank account. FML

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By starley - 13/08/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my husband of 3 years, who I have a 1 year old daughter with, told me he wants a divorce, but who knows, maybe in the future we can "date." FML

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Smooth sailing

By Anonymous - 24/10/2020 21:02 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, I found out the man I've been wanting to marry for a year and a half wants us to take a break. FML

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By Lace - 23/08/2010 04:17 - United States

Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML

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By jentown11 - 28/09/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML

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Healthy relationship goals

By leapfrog998 - 05/08/2021 14:01 - Canada - Bancroft

Today, my husband told me to stop being friends with my best guy friend because I won't let him hang out with his ex. FML

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Toxic

By Anonymous - 01/07/2021 22:00

Today, I realized my husband of 30 years consistently makes fun of me in front of friends, and he gets mad when I express opinions contrary to his. I don't think he respects me. FML

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This is going well

By Anonymous - 25/04/2020 14:00

Today, my husband is so bored with speaking to me, he literally walked outside when I was mid-sentence during a conversation about how I need more attention in our relationship. We've only been married 3 months. FML

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Explain yourself!

By Anonymous - 26/09/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom - Tamworth

Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed, and I said yes! Not even three hours later, I got a text message asking if we could just be friends instead. He won't tell me what changed, and doesn't feel like he owes me any explanation. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2014 18:43 - United States - Shawnee

Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML

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techweed 12

Friday 15 April 2011 16:05

tell him "haha you're stuck now" and don't sign any divorce papers

abceasyas123abc 12

Friday 15 April 2011 16:02

What the heck?!

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RadicalDivaBos 0

Monday 18 April 2011 15:05

that is jacked up

donnatones 0

Monday 18 April 2011 15:14

I'm sorry to hear...

secs4vr 0

Monday 18 April 2011 16:36

remind him that besties share everything and you want in with his new girl or guy too

reddruby 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 4:30

mid life crises?

NAking13 4

Wednesday 20 April 2011 5:27

thats so messed!!

teeheelicious 2

Wednesday 20 April 2011 7:32

ass. hole.

texas3559 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 23:09

sounds like peter griffin

miguelwale 6

Saturday 30 April 2011 7:14

it's a little late to decide he just wants to be friends now

xolizerd33xo 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 19:33

wow I'll find some one better

Dudemanx88 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 5:55

194 is correct

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