By strawberrywine22 - 28/09/2012 02:14 - United States - Torrance

Today, my husband of five years left me for a woman ten years older than himself who lives nine hours away. He met her online two weeks ago while playing Call of Duty. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 918
You deserved it 2 694

strawberrywine22 tells us more.

strawberrywine22 30

OP here :) No, I'm NOT a terrible wife. I had a situation that caused sex to be very painful for me, so we weren't doing it very much. He got frustrated, this ***** started chatting with him. I moved in with my parents, and two weeks later he ended it with her (without even meeting her in person yet) realizing that it was his sexual frustration talking. We are back together and working things out, which is easier now that I've been to the doctor and had my situation taken care of. Thanks for the sympathy, and a big FECK OFF to the haters ;)

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Top comments

SApprentice 34

Ah well, don't worry about it too much. They'll both become addicted to various games until their relationship falls apart from neglect. Now you know what kind of character he has, and can find someone who is really good for you.

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randomthing 22

You're better off then.

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Comments

science_nerd 5

Wow if he left you for some old lady, you are better off

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heyred 11

Mine left for World of Warcraft. You're better off. Just wait.

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neurodoc 1

He'll be back when he realizes the she was actually a he. (Pause) Unless... FYL either way.

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ben827 10

Your "husband" is a child. You don't need him. It's hard, but you'd be better off with someone who is more mature and can actually appreciate you a bit more. Good luck and I hope you find someone worth your time.

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Knarf_fml 10

I agree with # 54, plus, he's not worth your time or effort!

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Calebin0 2

This is probably the equivalent of a ladderstall, 720'YY no scope across the map right?

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lovebugg101 9

Well of course he wud do that.. She plays videgames.. What mire cud a guy ask for??? Lol I know that sounds stupid but shit happens :/

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Calebin0 2

Perhaps if your grammar improved, you wouldn't sound so stupid. Just a thought.

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princessdee62 4

You shoulda played call of duty with him... You desereved it

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jem970 19

Please tell me you are kidding....

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Maycontainnuts 17

How does that even happen? And the fact that you married him must mean that he at least APPEARED normal. Seriously, I can't imagine how you can go from meeting someone online to marrying them in 14 days. What if the other person's a murderer?

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Fisheyedfool7 2

She's probably a nasty overweight mouth-breather with acne and hammer toes. You're better off, OP.

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