By Anonymous - 08/10/2010 05:23 - United States

Today, my husband pooped the bed for the second time since we've been married. We've been married a month. FML
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Metalman69 0

and you didnt know he had this problem prior to marrying him? did you two not live together before then?

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vicki2354 0

omg potty train that man!!!

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wreckchaser 0

at least you'll be ready for when you have kids

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RedPillSucks 31

Those may-december marriages are odd, but the january-december marriages are the crappers. Next time, don't marry a two year old, or a 90 year old. (Damn. I fail at being perdix).

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Zebidee 8

I was thinking along the same lines, but couldn't figure out how to word it so it was funny. I see you had the same problem. ;P

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Zebidee 8

Yeah, but in fairness, OP's husband was asleep at the time, not hanging off the top of the closet in a gorilla suit, Captain.

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epopcornpool 0

if you really want to see the bright side about this... it could be worse...it could be twice in... a week??

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Ancarnia 0

i think your dearest is trying to let you know about his barely-contained fetish. either join in or get adult diapers.

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lectricpharaoh 9

Poor guy? Poor her. If it's a prior medical condition, he should have dealt with it (rubber sheets, adult diapers, surgery, whatever), or at the VERY LEAST, disclosed it to her beforehand. If it's caused by him being lazy and/or drunk, then it's 100% his fault.

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