Kids: Today, my husband rescued our daughter's cat from a tree. She...

By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 06:58 - Canada

Today, my husband rescued our daughter's cat from a tree. She spent the next hour clapping and telling me how much of a hero he was. Last night at 2am I was awoken by meowing and had to rescue the same cat from the same tree, in the dark, and halfway down he shit on me. No one called me a hero. FML

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By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

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Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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Today, my cat jumped on my shoulders, but stepped in my hood and choked me and when I panicked she dug her claws into my shoulders. FML

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By Mur - 09/09/2023 22:00

Today, my girlfriend called me four times in a row at work. Worried, I stepped outside and answered the phone. Through tears, she screamed, "It's the cat!" Was he sick or hurt? "NO! He won't stop meowing!" FML

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By good husband - 30/04/2013 16:03 - Canada

Today, I took my wife's cat to the vet for her yearly check up. I'm finishing the day at the hospital with multiple bite wounds and a deep gash in my leg. My wife chose to comfort her cat instead. FML

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irishdubr 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 16:11

Leave it in the tree, it will come down. Have u ever seen a cat skeleton in a tree?

bananapajama 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 16:11

I guess she wasn't able to witness it so it didn't have such a big impact. maybe you should keep kitty inside!

Comments

jisaac09 25

Saturday 2 January 2010 20:15

Just my guess but is it really called being a hero if u do sumthing that dont need to be done??? I mean, would i be a hero if i walked over there, picked up a cat and brought it over her just cause it was meowing???? Not really, the cat really didnt need anything, cats have evolved to climb trees. I mean, i dont go picking up my grandma and carrying her all over the place cause shes in her rocking chair talking, cause i know she can get out of it....

Snow_Daisy 7

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:14

lmfao that's pretty effing funny..

XBCX96 4

Wednesday 3 March 2010 7:22

you werent called a hero? its probably because you had cat shit all over you

ghost010 6

Sunday 21 March 2010 4:25

The point of doing a good deed is not for the praise but for the fact that you did the right thing. Even if no one saw you, or even if the whole world saw you it doesn't change what you have to do.

danyfuckinheatle 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 7:43

JELOUS

wintamint101 7

Friday 28 May 2010 13:14

this doesnt make sense, it says her husband rescued the cat, not the OP

Sersha88 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 12:33

Rescue the cat from the tree........... have you ever seen a dead cat in a tree?

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Friday 17 September 2010 14:12

actually, it's "Poor me, I have to get up around 2 AM to climb a tree and get shat on as a thank you. And to make things worse, everyone is just too stupid to understand a bit of sarcasm"