By PokeWife - 06/02/2013 13:38 - United States - Omaha

Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon…" and ended the same conversation with "…and that's why we should divorce." FML
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farewellthebeast 8

Wife uses pre-nup... It's super effective.

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rogue2888 4

How old is he? I'm sure he would have finished 5th grade by now. What a wanker!!!

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TheOnlyX 11

Sudden turn of events. I can only imagine what OP's face looked like when he finished the statement.

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bobslawnservice 16

This is why you leave the dinner table if your blind date starts calling the blueberries in your desert Pokemonberries (or whatever) of if you find out your boyfriend has a Pokemon tattoo. Nothing good can come of an adult being obsessed with cartoons.

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charvisioku 22

If you're gonna reference something, get it right. It's Oran berries. And there's nothing wrong with having a Pokemon tattoo. Unless it's Jigglypuff on a bodybuilding man. That would be weird. Quit with the PokeHate, fool. Oh and it was a dessert, not a desert. I don't think a desert would fit on the table, and I'm pretty sure you don't get blueberries in desert wastelands.

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Helldemon 32

Gl with your life of being a shallow asshole.

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charvisioku 22

I used to love playing with your Jigglypuffs, and you always made me Squirtle all over your Diglett. But then I had a Pikachu and realised you have a Caterpie, not a Jumpluff. This marriage is Jynxed and I know it's Onyxpected for you but I feel like I need to release you and go for a better catch with a Naughty nature rather than a Serious one. I'm sorry if this was a Shockwave, but it's for the best.

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Raykyogrou03 12

In pokemon, people never grow up and that's why we should divorce.

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Raum 19

You don't have enough badges to control him.

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baref00tmama 15

I agree-his Pokemon analogy is definitely reason to divorce.

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californianking1 8

Oh boy do i hope he didnt talk about how you two are the wrong Pokemon match

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BrashlyHonest20 4

I'm an anime fan... and using it as an excuse to end a relationship... especially a marriage is ridiculous. issues like that should be put on the table early. Love the pokemon references. :3

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